It wasnât until Xeno had stepped through the door to the offices of the Daily Prophet that the implications of their intentions actually caught up with them, the receptionistâs stare sparking the realization of the fact that they probably wouldâve been better off settling for just sending an owl. But when theyâd plucked a discarded copy of the Prophet off a table at the Three Broomsticks on a whim, well, it had really only been a matter of time until their idle paging through furrowed their brow. And after that, just moments until they were leaning over the bar to drop a kiss on Edgarâs nose and promising to be back soon. Theyâd turned and made a beeline for the door, aware, even if only subconsciously, that heâd likely convince them that storming the offices of the Prophet wasnât advisable if they gave him half a chance to get a word in. Which they probably shouldâve done, really.Â
The fact of the matter was, Xenophilius, for all their unconcerned detachment from what most may or may not think of them, was well aware of the fact that they werenât exactly well liked among the ranks of the wizarding worldâs primary publication. This probably had to do with the corrections and suggestions they were readily willing to provide in response to the frankly alarming number of errors that littered the paper, and the close-minded reporting the bulk of the reporters seemed to suffer from. Apparently sending back copies of the paper liberally spattered in notes in colour changing ink wasnât taken kindly to. Nor were owls. Or in-person visits. Or, when all else failed, including at least one article about the Prophet in each and every issue of the Quibbler. And so, as the receptionist stared warily at Xeno from behind his desk, they waved jauntily at the wizard with the hand that was holding a somewhat crumpled copy of that dayâs paper.Â
âHello! Donât mind me, Iâm just going to go right around this way because I think that one of your reporters made an unfortunate mistake- or, well, a number of mistakes, really, but Iâll discuss that with them- in this article published today about the Ministryâs recent interactions with the centaur communities in the midlands. So, Iâll just be a moment, I promised Iâd be back soon, you see, so Iâll just go now-â Xeno was already walking past the wide-eyed wizardâs desk, heading for the door they knew would lead them to the main hall of the offices.Â
The receptionist scrambled out of his seat, following behind Xeno, âWait, wait! You need an appointment, and to fill out this form-â But he might as well have been speaking to no one. Xeno was easily distractible, but they could be single-minded when it mattered.Â
Xeno entered the room where reporters sat at desks, or stood and talked, or bustled by busily, with the receptionist at their heels and an uncharacteristic seriousness to their expression. The copy of the Daily Prophet in their hand was folded to expose the article theyâd taken particular issue with, a piece praising the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures in a dispute they had with a small familial community of centaurs living on contested land in the midlands. The Ministry claimed they were a threat to the Statute of Secrecy where they were, and the article had cited their status as âbeastsâ rather than âbeingsâ as valid reasoning for the Ministry to move forward in forcibly removing them from their land. Which was obviously a load of nonsense.Â
The young receptionist had given up trying to convince Xeno to go back to the front room, and was looking around hopelessly for help. Xeno distractedly patted him on the head. âIâm here to speak to Donald Hobday, who wrote the piece on page 6? Or anyone, really. This article-â they wiggled the Prophet in their hand, as if the gesture indicated what theyâd taken issue with, âis incredibly misleading to people who donât know very much about centaurs. And itâs very rude to call them beasts. Also you really should interview people on both sides of any story, itâs just good reporting.â