extra mushrooms, hold the cheese - Hakyeon & Jeongguk
Hakyeon was halfway to the door of his apartment before the bell even finished. He’d been waiting 45 minutes- no, a full hour for this pizza to arrive. He’d been just about to call the pizza place and complain but finally the delivery man had shown up. Of course as soon as Hakyeon had signed the receipt the man scooted out as fast as possible, probably trying to make up time for the shitty job he was doing, but who was Hakyeon to care?
The day had already been pretty standard, on the side of not okay. His wife had been scheduled all night shifts which was their only time together and had no option to not be scheduled during that time. So he was on night 4 of 6, eating dinner alone. Normally he was really good about his trainee diet, just tonight though, he had to act out a little. He thought a pizza would be satisfactory for that.
Of course when he opened it up, he found himself to be terribly wrong. There was cheese on this pizza. Look. Hakyeon would act out, yes, but he wasn’t insane. He’d told them to just put the sauce and veggies on the pizza, but none of this looked right. He snapped the box closed, already unlocking his cell phone to yell at the pizza guy when he noticed the receipt. Jeon Jeongguk “Who the fuck is Jeon Jeonguk?” He said out loud to an empty kitchen. Followed by an unfamiliar phone number with a description of a pizza that sounded an awful lot like the one in the box. The fool of a driver had switched orders with someone else. He hesitated upon finding the pizza places number, finger hovering over the call button, before he deleted the number, typing in a new one. A minute later “Hello- is this Jeon Jeonguk? This is going to sound weird but my name is Hakyeon and you are about to be delivered the wrong pizza”









