I just heard a report on the news that emergency services are concerned about being inundated lately with bad 9-1-1 calls coming due to butt-dialing!  Personally, I can’t handle cell phones that are worked solely via touch.  I just make too many stupid mistakes, myself.  I think that what should be done is some type of personal verbal code should become involved to lock/unlock the touch-aspect of cell phone screens so that you can quickly activate and deactivate the touch screen.  Then way-cool but troublesome things such as butt-dialing either the police or your ex-girlfriend can be avoided, and fewer calls will come from butts deciding on their own that there’s some type of an emergency to report.  This assumes, of course, that our butts aren’t smarter than we are, which unfortunately might not always be true.  For those cases, they can simply always leave the touch-aspect unlocked so that their butt can still dial whenever it feels the need to arise.  :)