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[dramatic music - Rieyama Theme]

On the first of August, on Apple Podcast, Spotify, and most major podcast distributors.  

We proudly present season one of Eat My Dice, an all women and enby actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!

Our top priorities are weaving a diverse and inclusive story, kissing npcs and telling a lot of terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad jokes.

[dramatic music stops]

[Rachel] Someone was writing down those, right?

[Jay] Oh! I wrote it down. [happier music - Road to Sudrach] I wrote dick, tongue removed, sandy foot, and fly.  And then I drew a snail.

Welcome to Rieyama, the land claimed by the gods, their strongest link to the prime material plane and the channel through which they reap the benefits of worship, right at the very edge of the vast Hyperion Galaxy.

However, an unexplained surge of necrotic energy in the forbidden heart of the continent threatens the fragile peace accord – and our three heroes are on the case.

Ser Bramley of house Hemaris, an aasimar bear totem barbarian, a loveable, strong gal with a heart of gold.

[Rachel] It looks like an anatomical diagram.

[Jay] Oh shit, is it just a dick?

[Rachel] Yeah, it’s a dick.  It looks like two sort of squiggly lines next to each other.

[Jay] …Two dicks

Rami Sinha, a half-elf psionic soul sorcerer and monk, secret badass and all-round extremely good boy.

[Jay - as Bram] Yeah…..

[Berry - as Rami] (overlapping) I - I - I’m quite good at process of elimination, I do a lot of sudoku in my spare time.

[Bram] What is sudoku? Just quickly, what is it?

[Rami] It’s a number puzzle.

[Bram] But you do that for fun?

[Rami] Why yes, of course, it’s a very well known form of number puzzle in fact, I could explain it to you, if you…

Antonia of Stormgarde, tempest domain cleric and wild magic sorcerer, seafarer, and perhaps a little less wise than her stats would indicate.

[Bram] Can I ask what kind of crimes? Is that too much?

[Freya - as Antonia] Nothing too bad…

[Bram] Murder?

[Antonia] Not very much murder.

[Bram] (overlapping) Grand larceny.

[Antonia] Yes.  Probably grand larceny.

[Bram] (laughing) Tax fraud?

[Antonia] Oh absolutely.  I haven’t paid taxes in years.

Plunge with them into a world of magic and mystery, of love and loss, of friends and foes – and perhaps a dungeon or dragon or two. This is season one of Eat My Dice – HONED.

[Berry] Please do not actually eat your dice!

(laughter)

[Jay] I mean, you can if you want to, we’re not stopping you.

[Freya] (overlapping) No! No!

[Rachel] No! We’re gonna get sued! We’re gonna get sued and I won’t represent any of you!

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[dramatic music - Rieyama Theme]

On the first of August, on Apple Podcast, Spotify, and most major podcast distributors.  

We proudly present season one of Eat My Dice, an all women and enby actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!

Our top priorities are weaving a diverse and inclusive story, kissing npcs and telling a lot of terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad jokes.

[dramatic music stops]

[Rachel] Someone was writing down those, right?

[Jay] Oh! I wrote it down. [happier music - Road to Sudrach] I wrote dick, tongue removed, sandy foot, and fly.  And then I drew a snail.

Welcome to Rieyama, the land claimed by the gods, their strongest link to the prime material plane and the channel through which they reap the benefits of worship, right at the very edge of the vast Hyperion Galaxy.

However, an unexplained surge of necrotic energy in the forbidden heart of the continent threatens the fragile peace accord – and our three heroes are on the case.

Ser Bramley of house Hemaris, an aasimar bear totem barbarian, a loveable, strong gal with a heart of gold.

[Rachel] It looks like an anatomical diagram.

[Jay] Oh shit, is it just a dick?

[Rachel] Yeah, it’s a dick.  It looks like two sort of squiggly lines next to each other.

[Jay] …Two dicks

Rami Sinha, a half-elf psionic soul sorcerer and monk, secret badass and all-round extremely good boy.

[Jay - as Bram] Yeah…..

[Berry - as Rami] (overlapping) I - I - I’m quite good at process of elimination, I do a lot of sudoku in my spare time.

[Bram] What is sudoku? Just quickly, what is it?

[Rami] It’s a number puzzle.

[Bram] But you do that for fun?

[Rami] Why yes, of course, it’s a very well known form of number puzzle in fact, I could explain it to you, if you…

Antonia of Stormgarde, tempest domain cleric and wild magic sorcerer, seafarer, and perhaps a little less wise than her stats would indicate.

[Bram] Can I ask what kind of crimes? Is that too much?

[Freya - as Antonia] Nothing too bad…

[Bram] Murder?

[Antonia] Not very much murder.

[Bram] (overlapping) Grand larceny.

[Antonia] Yes.  Probably grand larceny.

[Bram] (laughing) Tax fraud?

[Antonia] Oh absolutely.  I haven’t paid taxes in years.

Plunge with them into a world of magic and mystery, of love and loss, of friends and foes – and perhaps a dungeon or dragon or two. This is season one of Eat My Dice – HONED.

[Berry] Please do not actually eat your dice!

(laughter)

[Jay] I mean, you can if you want to, we’re not stopping you.

[Freya] (overlapping) No! No!

[Rachel] No! We’re gonna get sued! We’re gonna get sued and I won’t represent any of you!

(laughter)