so excited to present the first ep of our all-wlw & nblw d&d podcast, Eat My Dice!
Hello and welcome to Eat My Dice episode 1!!! Itâs so cool to finally be able to show yâall this! (By which of course I mean please be nice,
i (rachel, the dm, she/her) watch/listen to crit role, dimension 20, taz, the magnus archives (not d&d but im british so fair warning), dndads n naddpod so those are all my . Influences style-wise i guess. bit of a mixed bag i know but im gunning for comedy, drama & lots of representation of all kinds đ as a bi bipoc (haha) its gonna be my priority to get that good good rep in
hashtag will be #emdpod and ill use it for updates, tho if u follow the official account @eatmydicepod that's another way to get them. big love đđ
we will also be shouting out a different BLM charity every episode, for as long as it runs. this is a movement, not a moment!!
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Hi yall! Take a listen to this trailer for season one of Eat My Dice, hot off the presses. Look forward to episode one on August 1st, where our heroes begin their adventure in a tavern as per usual! <3
Transcript under the cut
[dramatic music - Rieyama Theme]
On the first of August, on Apple Podcast, Spotify, and most major podcast distributors. Â
We proudly present season one of Eat My Dice, an all women and enby actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!
Our top priorities are weaving a diverse and inclusive story, kissing npcs and telling a lot of terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad jokes.
[dramatic music stops]
[Rachel] Someone was writing down those, right?
[Jay] Oh! I wrote it down. [happier music - Road to Sudrach] I wrote dick, tongue removed, sandy foot, and fly. Â And then I drew a snail.
Welcome to Rieyama, the land claimed by the gods, their strongest link to the prime material plane and the channel through which they reap the benefits of worship, right at the very edge of the vast Hyperion Galaxy.
However, an unexplained surge of necrotic energy in the forbidden heart of the continent threatens the fragile peace accord â and our three heroes are on the case.
Ser Bramley of house Hemaris, an aasimar bear totem barbarian, a loveable, strong gal with a heart of gold.
[Rachel] It looks like an anatomical diagram.
[Jay] Oh shit, is it just a dick?
[Rachel] Yeah, itâs a dick. Â It looks like two sort of squiggly lines next to each other.
[Jay] âŚTwo dicks
Rami Sinha, a half-elf psionic soul sorcerer and monk, secret badass and all-round extremely good boy.
[Jay - as Bram] YeahâŚ..
[Berry - as Rami] (overlapping) I - I - Iâm quite good at process of elimination, I do a lot of sudoku in my spare time.
[Bram] What is sudoku? Just quickly, what is it?
[Rami] Itâs a number puzzle.
[Bram] But you do that for fun?
[Rami] Why yes, of course, itâs a very well known form of number puzzle in fact, I could explain it to you, if youâŚ
Antonia of Stormgarde, tempest domain cleric and wild magic sorcerer, seafarer, and perhaps a little less wise than her stats would indicate.
[Bram] Can I ask what kind of crimes? Is that too much?
[Freya - as Antonia] Nothing too badâŚ
[Bram] Murder?
[Antonia] Not very much murder.
[Bram] (overlapping) Grand larceny.
[Antonia] Yes. Â Probably grand larceny.
[Bram] (laughing) Tax fraud?
[Antonia] Oh absolutely. Â I havenât paid taxes in years.
Plunge with them into a world of magic and mystery, of love and loss, of friends and foes â and perhaps a dungeon or dragon or two. This is season one of Eat My Dice â HONED.
[Berry] Please do not actually eat your dice!
(laughter)
[Jay] I mean, you can if you want to, weâre not stopping you.
[Freya] (overlapping) No! No!
[Rachel] No! Weâre gonna get sued! Weâre gonna get sued and I wonât represent any of you!
hello besties i will be at mcm london comic con on Saturday 23rd October cosplaying beauregard lionett from critical role c2 if anyone wants to come say hi ! ask me abt my d&d podcast >:3 @eatmydicepod
AAAA ITâS FINALLY HERE!! THE TRAILER FOR OUR ALL WOMEN & NB ACTUAL PLAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS PODCAST, EAT MY DICE!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE
The first episode will be out on 01.08.2020 and for further updates and news be sure to follow @eatmydicepod on twitter and tumblr!
Iâm the DM, Rachel. I made a post a while ago about #emdpod, asking about who would be interested in it and listing my favourite shows/podcasts - (TAZ, Crit Role, Dimension 20, DnDads, NADDPOD, The Magnus Archives...etc) to give you an idea of what kinda vibe weâre aiming for, and your response was PHENOMENAL. Weâre so excited to share our (mostly Freya, our wonderful editorâs) hard work with you!! Weâre trying for that sweet sweet good representation & diversity alongside a compelling story and a lot of jokes, some good, some bad, all gay.
PLEASE ENJOY THE TRAILER! image id and transcript under the cut
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TRAILER TRANSCRIPT
TRANSCRIPT STARTS
[dramatic music - Rieyama Theme]
On the first of August, on Apple Podcast, Spotify, and most major podcast distributors. Â
We proudly present season one of Eat My Dice, an all women and enby actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast!
Our top priorities are weaving a diverse and inclusive story, kissing npcs and telling a lot of terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad jokes.
[dramatic music stops]
[Rachel] Someone was writing down those, right?
[Jay] Oh! I wrote it down. [happier music - Road to Sudrach] I wrote dick, tongue removed, sandy foot, and fly. Â And then I drew a snail.
Welcome to Rieyama, the land claimed by the gods, their strongest link to the prime material plane and the channel through which they reap the benefits of worship, right at the very edge of the vast Hyperion Galaxy.
However, an unexplained surge of necrotic energy in the forbidden heart of the continent threatens the fragile peace accord â and our three heroes are on the case.
Ser Bramley of house Hemaris, an aasimar bear totem barbarian, a loveable, strong gal with a heart of gold.
[Rachel] It looks like an anatomical diagram.
[Jay] Oh shit, is it just a dick?
[Rachel] Yeah, itâs a dick. Â It looks like two sort of squiggly lines next to each other.
[Jay] âŚTwo dicks
Rami Sinha, a half-elf psionic soul sorcerer and monk, secret badass and all-round extremely good boy.
[Jay - as Bram] YeahâŚ..
[Berry - as Rami] (overlapping) I - I - Iâm quite good at process of elimination, I do a lot of sudoku in my spare time.
[Bram] What is sudoku? Just quickly, what is it?
[Rami] Itâs a number puzzle.
[Bram] But you do that for fun?
[Rami] Why yes, of course, itâs a very well known form of number puzzle in fact, I could explain it to you, if youâŚ
Antonia of Stormgarde, tempest domain cleric and wild magic sorcerer, seafarer, and perhaps a little less wise than her stats would indicate.
[Bram] Can I ask what kind of crimes? Is that too much?
[Freya - as Antonia] Nothing too badâŚ
[Bram] Murder?
[Antonia] Not very much murder.
[Bram] (overlapping) Grand larceny.
[Antonia] Yes. Â Probably grand larceny.
[Bram] (laughing) Tax fraud?
[Antonia] Oh absolutely. Â I havenât paid taxes in years.
Plunge with them into a world of magic and mystery, of love and loss, of friends and foes â and perhaps a dungeon or dragon or two. This is season one of Eat My Dice â HONED.
[Berry] Please do not actually eat your dice!
(laughter)
[Jay] I mean, you can if you want to, weâre not stopping you.
[Freya] (overlapping) No! No!
[Rachel] No! Weâre gonna get sued! Weâre gonna get sued and I wonât represent any of you!
Hello and welcome to Eat My Dice episode 1!!! Itâs so cool to finally be able to show yâall this! (By which of course I mean please be nice, Iâm delicate and new at this.) A few notes before we start: 1) True Strike is a garbage spell so we fixed it for our character Rami bc conceptually the idea of getting insight into a creatures defences is good, in execution itâs not ideal. If anyoneâs interested in the exact details of what weâve done to it shoot us a message and weâll post something.â¨
2) Hi, itâs me, Freya, your editor, Iâve never done this before! If anyone has any constructive criticism/tips - particularly good ways for my adhd ass to stay focused on the editing process - please hmu @al-dente-icecream.tumblr.com This episode our âheroesâ meet in a tavern, as heroes are inclined to do, and really show off the playerâs +0 INT modifier.
Music:
Rieyama Theme - Freya Hider
Dusk Trips Into Evening - Freya Hider
Bram's Theme - Freya Hider
Rami's Theme - Freya Hider
Antonia's Theme - Freya Hider
Another Tavern - Freya Hider
M.O.U.T.H. - Freya Hider
Assassin by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5614-assassin-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Why yes itâs true, being on time is a speciality of mine ;)Â
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GUYS thank you so much for the response on my post about #emdpod, it's been absolutely overwhelming in the best possible way!!! we're so, so excited that so many of you are interested in our little d&d project đ we truly never anticipated that it would gain this much attention this early on! its gonna be a while until we actually get it out because we've still got a lot of recording and editing to do, but please watch this space and stick with us!!! in the next few days we'll set up proper social media to follow for updates and tag them #emdpod. thank you all so much again & happy pride everyone.
who is this?Â
we are gay idiots rolling dice also known by these newfangled things called ânamesâ
berry (they/them) playing rami sinha
freya (she/her) playing antonia of stormgarde and also editing
jay (they/them) playing ser bramley hemaris and also running these accounts
and rachel (she/her) dming this whole gig
what is this?
a dnd actual play podcast w a commitment to telling radical diverse and hopefully entertaining stories with dice while also heartily telling wotc to go fuck themselvesÂ
when is this?
our current plan is to get a trailer out by the 24th July and our first full episode out by the 1st August and until then weâll be posting hastily made memes and random tat that yall might find interesting here and on twitter
where is this?
weâll be posting episodes on Anchor which as far as we can tell will mean its also on all good podcast retailers and our social media is @eatmydicepod on twitter and tumblrÂ
how are yall?
mostly bad the world is a nightmare but this show is fun and good and we enjoy having some time spend hanging out as friends making something that hopefully yall will also like
Hello and welcome to Eat My Dice episode 4!!!
This episode our âheroesâ do far too much running, Bram specifically gives me cavities, and they all go down a mysterious hole.
Get involved with our charity this week and find out more information at https://azmagazine.co.uk/
TRANSCRIPTS AT https://eatmydicepod.tumblr.com/transcripts
Hi, itâs me, Freya, your editor, Iâve never done this before! If anyone has any constructive criticism/tips - particularly good ways for my adhd ass to stay focused on the editing process - please hmu @al-dente-icecream.tumblr.com
Music:
A Friendly Face - Freya Hider
Loreley - F. Silcher (MIDI from mutopiaporject.org)
Another Tavern - Freya Hider
Celtic Impulse by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3484-celtic-impulse
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
finally episode 4 is here! and may i say, its definitely worth the wait. Enjoy! xxx