#embgn

❛  what?    oh no.   was it poisoned?   have you poisoned me.    didn’t want me taking your spotlight huh?  ❜   the other avenger laughed playfully.    whatever that was --- was definitely rotten.     jeez.  there was half an army on the chimera and yet no one could clean out the refrigerator.   hand waved in playful jest at the other.  THERE WERE NO HARD FEELINGS THERE.  In truth kate was just glad to see the avengers had truly learnt their lesson.    kamala was brilliant,   she was glad the avengers saw that and were nurturing it.   the moment they didn’t they would have hell to pay.    she had always wanted to be the BIG SISTER.  ❛  unfortunately i did...  you might need to take on my missions while i recover from food poisioning you’d really think the AVENGERS would know how to throw out rotten food wouldn’t you?   then again can’t expect IRON PANTS to know how  ❜ 

“That can be arranged, but I would not suggest it.” Adam supposes he is a much stranger sight on earth than he is in space, where skin tones cover all ranges of the color spectrum. “Though if you hang around the Guardians of the Galaxy long enough, it will be inevitable.”

@embgn​  || gets a one-liner

“So. You and I have seen some things. Kind of together, kind of not. Hung out with Carol. I know you and the Champions run around, doing... whatever it is kid superheroes do. But, I just want to say, as someone groomed to be a super assassin, and someone who cares... I want you to be careful. I know you’ve heard it before. But... just be careful, alright?” 

Honestly, I hope they go LOUDER, hell, livestream it! Let us all see! Sharing is caring, comrade!

     “ So they make these-- edits out of-- affection? But so many of them about... the Hulk.”

hand  lifts  to  fiddle  with  curls,  lips  turned  downward  at  a  corner  unhappily.  he  tugs  out  his  phone,  blonde  locks  pulled  and  prodded  with  a  gentleness  here  and  there.  he  sighs,  deep  and  loud,  more  like  kamala’s  just  told  him  he’s  been  sentenced  to  a  six  month  isolation  on  mars  than  asked  a  reasonable  question.    ❛   i  dried  it  myself.  usually  i  use  a  blow  dryer,  ‘cause  then  it’s  a  step  by  step  thing  but  we  were  running  late  and  —  ugh,  peter  said  no  one  would  notice.   ❜  of  course  he  did.  johnny  could  probably  force  his  hair  into  a  spiky  quiff  and  the  guy  would  be  none  the  wiser  to  such  a  drastic  change.  he  directs  blue  eyes  back  to  kamala,  no  less  put  out.   ❛   he’s  terrible,  obviously  someone  noticed,  you  have  working  eyes.   ❜

“How much of the database’s old after action reports have you read.”  He’s almost afraid to be given the answer, honestly.  The way his luck goes, she knows all about his time as an eyeball licking amphibian, which he can’t say he has super fond memories of over all.  Rhodey had almost stepped on him, for crying out loud.