#embarrasing parents

The Narrator's Dad: Our little girl was crazy for Christmas. We used to wrap her presents in lead foil so she couldn't peek. The Narrator, deadpanning, embarrased AF: You mean Santa wrapped them. (Source: Justice League the Show)

My mom just said omg out loud irl. Like instead of saying the letters like "o-m-g" she literally pronounced it like ohmg. Like the word ohm with a g on the end. Please kill me

Having a bad day? Well, at least your mom doesn't tell EVERYONE she meets you were almost born in the hospital toilet because she thought she had to take the worst shit of her life! :D

My dad is on a two week trip around the world (he's a pilot) And now (we are in the final week of him being gone) she decided to tell me about the inappropriate emails they are sending to each other. Like, mom. Please just don't.

So I think my dad IS Patrick. My mom had knee surgery a few months ago and we were waiting for her in the waiting room. The following is an actual conversation from that day: *waiting room phone rings; dad answers it* Dad: Hello? Stranger: Is this Moses Cone hospital? Dad: No, this is Gary. Stranger: Oh I must've dialed the wrong number. Sorry. *hangs up before Dad can explain* When he told me what happened I had about 10 nurses at the nurse's station staring at me because I was crying with laughter.

Stereophonics song "graffiti on the train" came on the radio the other day and my dad thought it was saying "the mcvitie on the tray" I was just like!?!?!? -_- ............................