Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-🗣️ of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
“Me? Help? Nah, I don’t need help with anything I’m actually on top of everything.” He gave a brief chuckle

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Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-🗣️ of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
“Me? Help? Nah, I don’t need help with anything I’m actually on top of everything.” He gave a brief chuckle

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Hey, Ted! Do you believe in ghoooosts?
(May I throw Timmy aka human ghost! Tinky of @theghostsoftheblacks au at him?)
"Ghosts? Yeah, no. They surely can't be real," Ted said flatly, waving a hand like he was swatting away the very idea. "I mean, come on, if you could haunt anywhere, why the hell would you pick some crusty old building with bad lighting? It’s dumb." He leaned back with a smirk. "Only good thing ghosts are useful for is getting a nice lady to scoot a little closer when she’s scared during a terrible movie. That’s it."
He receives an email from one Icarus Arius
To whom should be concerned,
Hi, Teddy! I don't know how we've managed to avoid each other so far, since I've worked at CCRP Technical since, like, October, but I'd like to get to know you better! I'm on vacation and so incredibly unavailable right now ( =;) ) but come September I'll be back in the office!
See you,
Icarus Arius
Senior Analyst II
Technical Department
Coven Corporation, Research, and Power
-🟨 of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
Ted raised an eyebrow at the email, skimming it once before scoffing under his breath. Since October? He had no clue how he hadn’t met this supposed coworker, and that was saying something, he made it a point to at least mock everyone once. He cracks his knuckles before beginning to type.
Reply to: Icarus Arius Hey, Not entirely sure how you managed that, considering you've supposedly been with CCRP since October. But hey, miracles happen, I guess. When you’re back from your little vacation, I’d be interested in meeting with you. From, Ted Spankoffski.
"Hey Ted. I'm going to Beanies, do you want anything?"
From @theguywhodoesntlikemusicals hiiiiii
Ted had been leaning dangerously far back in his chair, just barely pretending to work after getting off the phone with yet another genius who couldn't grasp the concept of restarting their damn computer. The kind of person who probably thinks "RAM" is solely an animal and not something within a computer. He let out a sigh, smugly satisfied with his own brilliance for solving the world’s biggest crisis, again, by saying, “Turn it off, then on.”
Just as he tilted a bit further, testing the structural limits of office furniture built for adults who make these sort of life choices, the chair suddenly gave a threatening creak. Ted flailed forward with all the grace of a brick in freefall, slamming back to the desk with a loud thud, only to just see Paul standing there.
"Paul!" Ted blurted, throwing on a grin as if he hadn't nearly fallen off his chair. "Of course I’d want something from Beanies. What do I look like, someone with taste? I’ll even come with you, help you navigate the high-stakes world of overpriced caffeine and to wingman you with the Latte Hottay." He stood up, brushing himself off as he didn't just slam himself into his desk.
"You could upgrade...to a sleazeball!"
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King here’s some condoms for u
Ted clicks his fingers as he smirks while taking the offered condoms. "Why thank you! These will surely come in handy."
I want you.
“Of course you would want me. Everybody wants me.” He says as he then winks at a nearby passerby who looks disgusted with him before looking back at the one talking to him.