#em rambles

about a week ago I made the DRAAG flag bc it was expensive-

not the best work ever. a little wonky, deer has seen better days

but it's DIY, it's not meant to be perfect.

so yeah, if u r bummed about prices for merch, don't be afraid to make your own either inspired by the launch or make your own design!

“You are sick, aren’t you?”

“Poor thing, you have got it bad haven’t you?”

sevika hc

sevika fucking HATES ai

yes for the reasons why everyone should hate ai

but specifically because she got scammed by an ai ad

sevika definitely tries her hardest to not understand technology

she’s is chronically offline for sure

you had to beg her to get a touch phone because her flip phone was falling off the hinges

anyway, she was on her business facebook (she runs and operates an hvac company)

and got an ad for the most ridiculous thing that she thought you’d like

her heart definitely was in it but it was so very obvious that it did not exist

like a good partner does, she immediately got her wallet out to buy you this thing

she was all proud of herself for not needing to ask you how to purchase this item online and everything

she waited two weeks patiently to give you your surprise

face all smug when she sees your gift sitting on your porch after a long day at work

she’s thinking she’ll get major wife points for even thinking of getting you this

she gets you in the kitchen and tells you to open it with a sly smirk

you open the box to see…a block of wood with stickers on it..?

now both of your faces are very confused

you, wanting to be supportive, try and pretend like you know what this thing is

Sev on the other hand? furious and deeply confused

this then prompts an hour long rant and some one star reviews on facebook

“Sev, baby, what happened?” you ask trying not to laugh

“Look! they stole my fucking money. It was supposed to be this!” she pouts as she shows you a very clear and fake AI picture of a ring holder.

this is where you have to explain to her what ai is and from that day forward she doesn’t trust anything she sees on the internet

you upload a picture of the both of you on your anniversary and she’s asking if you used that “robot shit”

someone messages her company account asking for a quote and she’s sending you as screenshot asking if you think they’re “that robot shit”

babygirl can’t trust a single thing anymore