#elvesdoingelfthings

1. Stealing Children for Fun (Various European Folklore) Sure, elves are all “mysterious and magical” in the way that no one asked for them to show up. They’re also famous for sneaking into homes and kidnapping babies. You know, just a normal Tuesday night. Some even left changelings (aka “elves pretending to be your kid”), which… honestly, that’s just an elaborate prank, right?

2. Turning Into Cats to Scare People (Irish Folklore) A bunch of cheeky elves decided, “Hey, you know what’s hilarious? Shapeshifting into cats and terrifying the locals.” They’d slink into people’s homes as cats, then act too normal — like, unsettlingly normal, making their owners question their life choices.

3. Burying Cursed Gold (Norse Folklore) Elves, forever testing the limits of humanity, would bury enchanted gold in random places. They’d laugh as people tried to dig it up, only to be cursed by it. Real "you get what you deserve" kind of move. Imagine being like “Oh, shiny treasure!” and then realizing you just summoned a curse of eternal misfortune. Classic elf stuff.

4. Messing With Midwinter Feasts (Scandinavian Folklore) Why settle for a nice, calm feast when you can have an elf stealing your food and tossing it around? Oh yeah, elves would sneak into people’s homes during winter feasts, scatter food, sabotage your precious dessert table, and then vanish like they weren’t the ones who ruined everything. You’d find crumbs and “no one to blame” — except that little sparkly wink you’d catch out of the corner of your eye.

5. Luring Travelers into Dangerous Forests (Celtic Folklore) You’re lost, wandering through a forest, and suddenly, there’s a soft, sweet singing in the distance. “Oh, this will be fine,” you think. Wrong. It’s an elf pulling you deeper and deeper into the woods until you’re so lost, you can’t remember if you’re in a fairy tale or an episode of Lost. Guess who’s got your map now? They do. And they think it’s hilarious.

6. The Great Egg Napping Heist (German Folklore) Elves had a tradition of sneaking into homes during Easter and stealing eggs. But it wasn’t just any eggs. No, no. They stole decorated eggs. And they’d leave behind mischievous, cryptic clues just to mess with you. So you’d be left frantically searching your house, staring at a note that said “Look under the couch where the sun don’t shine” with zero explanation. Can’t trust them.

7. Forcing People to Dance Until They Drop (European Folklore) Okay, so sometimes elves would show up at weddings, parties, or random taverns and be like, “Hey, everyone! Time for a wild dance party!” And then they’d enchant people to dance forever. No rest, no water breaks — you just danced until you collapsed. It was the original "dance till you drop" party, and they thought it was so funny. It’s not.

8. Changing Your Name Just to Mess With You (Slavic Folklore) Imagine you’ve been living your whole life with a name like “Lena,” and then one day, you wake up, and some random elf decided that today’s the day they’re going to change your name to something like “Zalanka,” and everyone around you calls you that for no reason. Elves love to cause identity crises for fun. It’s a power move.

9. Cursed Mirrors (European Folklore) You think your mirror is just, you know, a regular piece of reflective glass? Think again. Elves would curse mirrors so that you’d see something wrong in your reflection. A little too much "sparkle" in your eyes, or maybe your hair would be way too wild. A mix of glamour and total horror — just enough to make you feel like you’re losing it. Thanks, elves.