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The laws were: 

To honor parents

To honor the gods with the fruits of the earth

Not to treat brutes with cruelty

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: Yes

Will (Paladin): what the what?

Will (Paladin): who are you shipping?

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: Silver fox Ethan and the angry marine

Will (Paladin): HA

Will (Paladin): why tho?

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: That was a very victorious ha

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: I don't know

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: I really don't

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: It just happened

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: He'd be called out of retirement to help in this whole 'non-biotic children being kidnapped' mess

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: And they'd work alongside each other

Will (Paladin): now I'm picturing her coming to Demeter to pick him up

Will (Paladin): and him riding up on a horse by the big farm house to meet her

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: She would be

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: Unimpressed

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: "Get in the shuttle, loser, we're going soldiering."

Will (Paladin): "hold your horses little girl, you'll get me in a minute, come help me put Armstrong here back in the stables."

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: "Call me little girl again and I slice your balls off. You've got five minutes."

Will (Paladin): "heh, you're a spitfire, aren't you? Don't worry, I'll be there."

Will (Paladin): I imagine age would have mellowed him somewhat

Will (Paladin): now I'm picturing... well, every John Wayne character ever

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: She's just

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: Unamused

Will (Paladin): heh

Will (Paladin): she'll have to sit on that porch and wait

Will (Paladin): there will be arnold palmers

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: She will be like what the fuck is this

Will (Paladin): until he finally comes out with all his old equipment that still fits pretty well

Will (Paladin): well maintained guns and armor

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: And she will take him to the Council

Will (Paladin): then, with a nonchalant smile on his face he walks past her and turns around, "come on beautiful, waiting on you."

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: And that's when it happens

Will (Paladin): when what happens?

Will (Paladin): RP or ship

Mir(anda) - Aeia/Liara/Issa: Ship

Will (Paladin): "he's just so infurating. I'm not sure if I want to hit him or fuck him silly"

Will (Paladin): "or both"

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