#elfology

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Who would be the big spoon? lmfao ivy is like half sterling’s size so I’D LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT STERLING WOULD BE THE BIG SPOON BUT?????? tiny babby ivy clinging to ster is cute too…

Who would wake up first? ivy hands down lmao gotta get that coffee, gotta get that cereal— meanwhile, sterling’s sleepin’ because he’s got a lot of stuff to do, y’know, being the sleezy washed up watch selling child actor manticore that he is 

Do they have nicknames for each other? brU H 

What happened when they met each other’s parents? harold would keep asking if ivy’s “one of them homosexuals” and rhonda would probs pinch ivy’s cheeks lmao iDK BOUT IVY’S PARENTALS LIKE???? HE’S 1000 YEARS OLD..

How do they apologise after an argument? CUDDLING (NO HOMO)

What would they be like as parents? -fancy plays in the bg- buyin the baby expensive shit and teaching the kid to con people and maybe also kill people oops :)

Who is the better cook? I V Y 

Who is more romantic? ?????????????? :) PROBS IVY BUT STER WATCHES ROMANCE MOVIES AND CRIES SO I MEAN WHO KNOWS

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? EXPENSIVE STUFF AND HUMAN BODIES FOR CONSUMPTION… 

Who gets jealous easiest? lmao ivy probs

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? also i vy tbh???

Who is the most adventurous? i v Y…

Who is the most protective? STERLING :Y

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? RL CLOSE BROS THAT AREN’T GAY AT ALL NAH NOPE NAH JUST KISSIN AND CUDDLING AND HOLDING HANDS AS BROS…lmao that’s them now tho i?????

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* how do i live without u lmfao 

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thAT WAS ME REPLYING TO UR ASK om g why this

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