what do you feel is your funniest crop dust story, big show?
Hard to pick just one, but I think my favorite overall was the support staff id punish. Here's a tip if your ever working at a show with me. If your in the elevator and you see me come on. You ain't getting out without getting a Big Show Hot Box. If your lucky its quiet. I like to see how long they go without saying anything or coughing. But the BEST is when its loud. I hopped on the elevator with this guy. Light guy I think. I take up most of the room so he's in the corner. Me being me of course, I get in position and try to let out a quiet one. Only this thing came out like a fog horn. I'm talking a three second long, old lawn mower, train engine style rip. I don't say anything. The guy is clearly trying not to laugh, but at the same time he doesn't want to be rude and say anything, because I'm Big Show and he's just light guy. After a few seconds I toss him a bone and turn around and look down at him. "Pretty impressive wasn't it?" The guy just breaks down laughing. Or crying. it was hard to tell.
