#electrc

its not a giant half snake mans penis thats for sure -

             ❛mmm, you know how i feel about being ordered.❜ it’s said in a tone that’s meant to chastise even though he walks over with long strides, the sparkle of smug in the corner of his mouth as he comes closer. 

             ❛what? did you actually miss me?❜ his hands reach up to press against the nape of his neck as he presses himself closer, mischief in his eyes as he dares to grin, 

they can have a serious conversation whilst hard and just not be bothered

reno, sees rude fucking: so what do ya want for dinner? pizza? ok cool

Rude does all of it. One hundred percent all of it. He does laundry, he does dishes (he eventually just kept getting paper plates and plastic cups to just throw it away instead of wasting water), he irons the clothes, cuts lights off, cleans the toilet, mops, vacuums - Reno contributes nothing. 

Except for buying Rude apron’s which he wore to begin with to not get his clothes dirty while cleaning. It started as a joke until Rude started wearing them - now it’s become a thing.

On rare occasions, Rude will kick Reno out of the apartment to clean, mostly when he’s making a mess over what was just cleaned up.

The only area he doesn’t clean is Reno’s room. He won’t even look in there unless he thinks Reno’s dying in fear of what it’s condition looks like.

Rude is not as strict about cleanliness in the living room area - mostly because the chore of cleaning it every single day would never allow him time for anything else.