#eleanoredit

My name is Eleanor Shellstrop, and I think I might be a monster. I'm rude, I'm selfish, I cyberbullied Ryan Lochte until he quit Instagram, but something happened to me today, and from now on, I'm gonna try to become a better, kinder, more generous person.

a true bicon with A+ priorities

all the thing i have seen/read in 2018 (january) ➳ The Good Place (2016-?) dir. Michael Schur

favorite scenes per episode • 1.01         •  That goes for all of you. If you want to hunt, my door is open. But if the mere whiff of the navy is too much for you, then God bless and get the fuck out. Fuck yourself, cunt.

And now you gotta get it with what you’ve got With what you’ve been given or not

You are driving a trolley when the brakes fail, and on the track ahead of you are five workmen that you will run over. Now, you can steer to another track, but on that track is one person you would kill instead of the five. What do you do? Do we know anything about the people? Like, is one of them an ex-boyfriend or that snooty girl from Rite Aid who was always silently judging my purchases? It's like, yeah, chicky, a Baby Ruth and birth control. I see the irony. Keep a-swipin'.

"We're running out of time and I'm your only option?" A lot of guys your age said that to me just as the bar was about to close. But I never settled for them. Because my ex-boyfriend lived nearby, he was obsessed with me and he never slept because he was addicted to Adderall. There is always another option.

→ The lizard just did. He did that. He just decided to climb up her head and be in a different spot. Kristen went with it… The lizard wanted to get some better camera time. [x]