season 1 of welcome to night vale: good morrrrrrning night vale, there’s an Evil Shape in the nonexistent river—but never mind all that because there’s a Hot Scientist here and he’s MINE everyone stay away. and now the weather
season 1 of the magnus archives: statement ends. well, that sure was the rambling of a madman. no one sane would ever think that a “meat man” was after them. anyway, sasha found out that the statement giver was found dead surrounded by raw meat. what a perfectly normal event. i hate martin
season 1 of camp here and there: WHATS UP GUYS it’s your FAVORITE nurse SYDNEY SARGENT here to ASK the AGE-OLD question!!!!!!!! why doesn’t my ex love me :(
season 1 of red valley: today a guy at work asked me if i believed in cryonic preservation. i think he wants to have sex with me.
















