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"We would like to say Happy Birthday to our Volunteer Detective, Dark Choco Cookie. Walnut planned to surprise him, and seemed to get everyone on board for the occassion. Thank you for all your hard work through these trying times, Dark Choco cookie."
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[VOLUNTEER DISCUSSION LOG]
"He seems to be doing fine, the cut isn't deep enough to cut through any important arteries.."
"He's saying thank you."
"That is another issue, his vocal cords are completely gone...
"Heh... as if I'm not used to him being mute.."
"Are you comfortable being asked questions?"
...
"He said yes."
[Silenced Ballerino, Whipped Cream, is now temporarily available for asks.]
[Volunteer Investigator, Dark Choco, is now available for asks.]
[PERSONAL VOLUNTEER FILE: PASTRY]
"I'm hearing voices of him again, I don't know if I should return home to him, I feel safer here but I've devoted my life to him.. why would I trust some cookie who can't protect his own kind? Some cookie who treats the non believers like trash and lets the sea take them away...
I am faced with a decision that I know I will suppress until forced to face it, I know this is short but I just.. felt like venting.."
"Has anyone heard from birthday boy?" "Walnut, he went out earlier.. Besides, isn't it time for you to go to bed?" "Dad's worried about him, and if he's worried, then I'm worried! I won't sleep until we know he's okay!" "That's not the best idea, and you should know that. You look tired enough already, Walnut." "With Mindburn? She doesn't have much of a choice.. let her stay awake, she may wear herself out to sleep, but who knows if she'll see things." "Pastry, we can't just give her these ideas to stay up! She's still just a kid-" "I'm a DETECTIVE. I won't sleep until we know that birthday boy is okay, and you can't stop me, Mr. Kiwi!" "Heh, feisty kid at night, I assume. Why not let her stay up then? Maybe helping some people out can distract her from noticing how tired she gets."
"I guess that's fine. We might as well stay up with her then. First one to fall asleep is a rotten jelly!"
What is with all this ooc stuff XD
Anyways, new anon here but I will go by a specific name as I've only recently discovered this au as a friend on Instagram showed it to me, since they know I'm a sucker for cookie run. Anyways, are the ancients all eldritch beings? From what I can tell it seems dark cacao doesn't looks like an eldritch being, presumably white lily is still DE in this au, so how are pv, hollyberry and golden cheese???
"All ancients I've seen so far are eldritch beings, we cannot confirm anyone else though, as for Dark Cacao.. Dark Choco can answer you."
(Mod note: welcome to purgatory, new anon, also White Lily and DE are different cookies in this AU because Purple loves White Lily and hates the fact she's DE)
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Not really directed towards any cookie but, since Dark Choco qualifies as an eldritch being are there any cookies here so far that are anxious/afraid of him?
"I mean so far he hasn't actually been hurting anyone and just wants to find his "friend" before heading back home, I have to ask everyone that works here."
"An eldritch being isn't a threat to me anymore.."
"I've honestly had seen worse.. heh"
Seeker anon has returned! Anyways, how severe can mind burn get? Can it simply kill someone? And what is the minimal damage it may cause???
Also to Dark Choco, can you cause mind burn, since your technically an eldritch being.
"As some cookie who has been inflicted with several types of mind burn, it's like a jellybug sting, some are mildly inconvenienced, from seeing a smaller and more comprehensible entity, and some outright die, from a larger and more incomprehensible entity, and as for Dark Choco? I don't think he's awake yet, or he's still upset over what he saw yesterday.."
Are all the elders of the creme republic okay? Or have some of them have fallen to metamorphosis (pls not captain caviar cookie I will cease to exist if he became an eldritch abomination)
📚🐛 anon
"Most of the elders have either vanished, or simply were slain.. though few remain alive.. I'm not fully sure which ones though."
"Well, I know which elder is alive, and that Prismatic Empress is pure evil."
