#eldritch!mc

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Just testing out the waters, a pilot chapter if you will. Also forgive the abrupt ending I didn't went back to lesson 1-1 because lazy lol.

Rating: Teen

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Other

Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!

Relationship: None (yet)

Characters: Lucifer (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Mammon (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Diavolo (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Barbatos (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!)

Additional Tags: Literally just Eldritch MC causing chaos

Summary: What if what tumbled through the portal wasn't the exchange student they were expecting? Behold! An other worldly creature that is curious and decides to join the exchange program as its "human" exchange student!

What tumbled through the portal was not the human the demons were expecting, instead a sloshing mass had clawed its way into the student council room, the mess of limbs and eyes looking everywhere and nowhere at once.

One would think it would be a stray lower Gluttony demon that had emerged from the portal. Well that’s what they all thought when they realized it's not eating the light emitted by the several candelabra, it's the light flinching away from the manifestation that had wretched itself from the portal. 

The mass of existence landed its many eyes on them. The empty void which surrounds them suddenly grows to envelop the student council room, Diavolo had to release his hold on his human glamour; the screeching souls under his skin quietens and shrinks in on itself as the weight of this creature had somehow silenced bellows of hell itself. 

Diavolo fights to piece himself together as Lucifer gathers his brothers as they slowly lose their sanity, Barbatos was barely fairing better himself, this was the worst possible outcome and he fears the elder god creature would swallow this timeline before he could see it to fruition.

As quickly as it came, the pain was gone and so was the ever enveloping darkness but the heavy pressure of that being’s power was still ever crushing. The creature, now taking the form of a curious human, tilted its head as if it were wondering why they were in agony.

Diavolo, finally managed to gather himself back into the human form he had chosen for himself but he had dug his nails into the hard wood of his desk, and he grits his teeth as he strains to hold on his physical form as tight as he can hold it.

Barbatos, in barely tangible form, had grasped the shoulder of the creature and whispered something into its ear. 

The creature flushed a deep red, and with a snap of their fingers, made the soul crushing pressure disappear, and closed the still open portal.

Diavolo lets out a deep sigh as Barbatos shakily pours his lord a new cup of tea, it was only after the eldest of the demon brothers calmed his shrieking family could the discussions finally begin. 

An apology, an explanation of the exchange program, a signed contract and a shake of hands later. Did Mammon finally decide to arrive at the student council meeting and thus began the adventure of MC the bumbling, sheltered "human" exchange student in Devildom!

Made this in a haze which is great because its like a erueka moment for me cause I've been wondering how to make soulmate au more inclusive. Also I deleted part 4 of my homegrown pet fic because I didn't like it and am rewriting it.

CW/TW: mention of abuse

Rating: Teen

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Multi

Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!

Relationship: Diavolo/Lucifer, Eldritch Mc & Lucifer

Characters: Lucifer (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Diavolo (Shall We Date?: Obey Me!), Eldritch MC (Self insert[?] that is a god bascially)

Feat: Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto from Jujutsu Kaisen

Summary:  Lucifer averts his gaze to the steaming beverage on the celestial table, his hand toying with the frayed end of the red string that is wrapped around his pinky. The ceramic cup reflects the ever shifting cosmos as the godly figure sips the tea inside it, as if it was not near boiling the temperature. Lucifer tugs on the string, Diavolo tugs back. 

Lucifer averts his gaze to the steaming beverage on the celestial table, his hand toying with the frayed end of the red string that is wrapped around his pinky. 

The ceramic cup reflects the ever shifting cosmos as the godly figure sips the tea inside it, as if it was not near boiling the temperature. Lucifer tugs on the string, Diavolo tugs back. 

He moved his color shifting eyes to the exchange student sitting in front of him, its ever changing face smiles before hiding it behind another sip. 

Lucifer slumps into the plush cushion, its material mimics velvet though he suspects its only the void playing tricks on his lesser mind. Absent-mindedly he wonders what the void truly looks like, he watches as the liquid in his untouched cup shifts in color before finally settling on Melancholy Coffee. 

The familiar looking beverage in the cosmic cup is almost comical, “Asmo would take so many pictures of that cup for devilgram.” The eldritch god spoke with a voice that rang in his head, Lucifer covered his eyes as the oncoming headache pulsed in his temple. 

The exchange student gave an unapologetic smile and reached for a macaroon on the table, he swears the desert tower wasn’t there before and the satisfied expression on the eldritch god’s face makes him think it has always been there, or maybe the godly being had materialized it when he wasn’t looking. 

“That red string was made because a god was bored and decided to connect some people together with some spare thread He probably had lying around on his floor.” The eldritch god dug the fork into a slice of cake in its hand before eating the small serving from the utensil, Lucifer looked down at the table and only the shifting galaxies greeted him.

“Sorry, did you want something from that?” It ate from a bag of gummy bears now, Lucifer shakes his head “So if I’m getting this correctly, my father connected beings together out of sheer boredom?” 

The elder being bit the fork and chewed on the metal while placing the untouched slice of cake onto the table. “Don’t look so exasperated! Everyone does things to entertain themselves, though this time your father is really stretching himself thin with the whole ‘connecting people together’. Personally speaking I think your father should join the Devildom exchange program! In disguise of course, we can't have another war going around.” 

Lucifer looped the red string over his left pointer finger, the godly being paying him no mind as it continued to feast on different foods with each blink of his eyes.

“If that’s the case then why does it still apply here? In your world as you do call it and what does it mean to be connected? Don’t even think about refuting it.” The exchange student closed its mouth and pouted, a white cat wearing dark round sunglasses jumped onto its lap and it scratched its neck, the feline purred in the hands of the exchange student.

“One question at a time,Lucifer! No need to rush, we literally do have all the time we need, the red string of fate as you people like to call it still applies here because like I said before, your father stretched himself thin to make that happen  and for the second part.” 

The feline jumps off its lap and begins to take steps away from them and with each step the cat slowly becomes a bipedal man, his frosty locks pushed up by a pair of dark round sunglasses. 

The man holds an ice cream cone towards a man with his black hair tied into a bun the red string connecting them together at their right pinkies. “The red string connects people, dear star of mine. It doesn’t have to be romantic or platonic, it just connects people.” 

The two men shifted and became a unkempt man preparing to throw a empty beer bottle at assumingely his wife whose on the floor and has a black eye and is holding her right cheek; the red string connecting them insultingly implies that how the man shows love, the mirage shifted and a pair of siblings sharing a blanket; their pinkies intertwined and in turn so does the red string. 

And finally, the elder god disguised as the Devildom’s human exchange student, is standing right in front of him. It holds up their right pinky where a frayed red string slowly materializes, “It's up to you to decide what to do when you meet the person at the end of the string but make no mistake, it is not a sign of love nor what the human’s call soulmates. No, it simply connects people to entertain a higher being or in my case, to selfishly tie a person to me.”

 The elder being retracts their hand and sat back down on the matching celestial chair, it smirks deviously and Lucifer notices how a glass of demonus has appeared in his hand, “So Lucifer now I ask you, what were you and Diavolo doing in that broom closet?” Lucifer grimaces and downs the demonus in one gulp as the exchange student’s boisterous laughter rang throughout the void.