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MDNI!! for all those seungmin stans out there (like me 🫦) this is for u 🫦🫦

Simon wouldn't waste time and would prepare the best recipes with the spices you get him. he mixes them just perfectly so he can leave a little glass container in scene for you, knowing you'll take pretty pictures, and oh how he loves to see when you post them! ah, you're so silly.

he's getting a little bored of watching you from afar, a few steps ahead of you whenever you tried to meet him. but even then, you're never discouraged, always so happy to see the little treats he leaves for you, discreet notes telling you who what you're eating.

and then the curiosity gets to him.

one day when you're placing a little package of your favorite salted veggies on his porch so he can try them, the door opens and you nearly trip in your haste to step away. looking at him is just too much of a privilege! you wouldn't dare, not yet! but Simon's smiling down at you, his eyes glistening with amusement.

"I was expecting you. Come on in".

"This... is not our agreement" you mumble, but the excitement is just too much, so you follow him into his home.

it smells so nice, clean, filled with love and warmth; freshly baked bread and wine, the cologne you can recognize from the murder scenes dates, and garlic, so much garlic.

you aren't even dressed properly, gosh! You were just going home from work so now you're sweaty and unworthy of such delicacies, and it makes you pout.

but really, silly you, you don't have to worry about such things. Simon knew you were coming, he was following you this morning and has your routine memorized anyway, so he had a beautiful outfit prepared just for you. fits like a glove! (he's always closer than you think!

ah, to be sitting next to him, gorgeous and matching his silky shirt, and a feast in front of you! simon's spoiling you so much.

and when he hears you talk, listens to you as you tell him how you've been inspired, how you've been taking notes and that now you're able to identify the emotions the person was going through when he hunt them, simon's soooo touched.

obviously, he offers to teach you all he knows! but with one condition, only: you can't have anybody else in your life, or they'll be the next meal on your plate.

and so, you take out your notes and show him the list of things people close to you have done wrong so he can teach you identity which ones are only pigs ♡

some YunLiang art to soothe my soul