#ego high

Dark: French/speech and debate teacher he also coaches the debate team

Wilford: drama teacher, he’s also in charge of the all productions of the school.

The Host: English (He teaches English IV for seniors) and creative writing (I have to give credit to @littleteenblog for this one)

Google: teaches computer science with bing but also teaches programming

Bing: teaches computer science with google but also teaches game design (which is in fact a class at my school that I did not know we had.)

Yan: psychology

Ed Edgar: aka the worst sex ed teacher ever. He also coaches the football team

Bim: Business (thanks @monochromemedic for the inspiration on this one)

The Jims: they teach journalism together and supervise the newspaper

Dr. Iplier: biology (once again I’ve got to give credit to @littleteenblog for that one)

Art Iplier (or Arty): The art teacher (duh)

Silver: THE WORST PE TEACHER EVER. Also coaches the ping pong team.

Anti: band director (he’s the most emo band director ever and all the kids love him and thinks he’s a badass)

Chase: U.S. history (he teaches it with Chad the puppet)

Marvin: He’s a math teacher (Okay I know this one sounds weird but I just kept thinking of him calling himself a mathmagician and i just needed it)

Jackieboy: World History

Jameson: the librarian

Schneeplestein: anatomy

Robbie: the night janitor

Blank: Dark’s teachers aid

Dark/Wilford (they’ve started dating in high school and got married the year after they graduated. The rest of the staff (and a lot of their students) call them the high school sweethearts, Wilford loves it and Dark acts like he hates it but secretly loves it)

The host/Dr. Iplier (Dr. Iplier fell in love with The Host the moment he saw him. He vowed to do everything in his power to get the host to love him back, which hasn’t been working super well for since he hasn’t even had the courage to talk to him)

Chase/Bing (chase and bing have been best friends for years and during the entirety of their friendship Bing has been in love with Chase who has been in love with Stacy who he eventually dated and married. Bing is happy for his best friend but it hurts like a mother fucker to see the person he loves most everyday.)

Anti/Yan (its a one sided thing. Yan is IN LOVE with Anti but Anti is an ace/aro boi and doesn’t know how to tell Yan to back off. So instead of telling Yan to stop he makes the (terrible) plan of finding him a new Senpai)

Marvin/Jackieboy (they super cute and oblivious because they totally don’t realize that they over is as head heals for as they are for the other (did that sentence make sense?). They supervise the video game club together and they’re always blushing and pining for each other whole time)

Bim/Blank (this ship comes from @littleteenblog most recent installment of her ego high series where Bim does something nice for Blank and my brain was like ‘I fucking ship that shit’which I’m pretty sure wasn’t her original intention. But the backstory behind this one is that Blank is a teachers aid at Ego High and Bim helps him out on the first day and Blank thinks Bim is super hot. Bim thinks Blank is the cutest person he has ever seen and constantly flirts with him.)