#eggywegs

OK! I'm not going to beat myself up if I don't finish everything today, but at 10AM I've already: Done all the dishes Started laundry Gone for a run Now I need to: Work on layouts (1 hr) Work in Xmas designs (1hr) Take down Halloween decor Do Xmas shopping for folks Walk over to new store location (to time the walk) But now I'm gonna eat this chorizo and egg burrito!

I am going to watch a clockwork orange for the third night in a row And then I am going to sleep. Thought you all should know.

Female Psychaitrist: I'm going to show you a picture, and you tell me what that person might say. Alex: Oh Female Psychaitrist: Let's Begin [Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock] Female Psychaitrist: "Isn't the plumage beautiful?" Alex: I'm supposed to say what the other person would say? Female Psychaitrist: Yes, just tell me the first thing that comes to your mind. Alex: Cabbages, knickers, It hasn't got A BEAK! Female Psychaitrist: Good. [Changes slides to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom] Female Psychaitrist: "What do you want?" Alex: No time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter! Female Psychaitrist: Alright. Alex: [laughs] Female Psychaitrist: [Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man] "You can do whatever you like with these. Alex: Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick them up, and THROW- [moves injured arm] Alex: OW! Fucking hell! So did I pass?