John EGG-BERT ahhaahaha

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John EGG-BERT ahhaahaha

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The Hankering
Mumbles, who was once a homeless person, goes crazy whenever he sees food. When he saw Eggbert, Wensley and Muffman for the first time...
... he immediately got a craving for cheesy muffins and hard-boiled eggs.
Mumbles and Wehmut belong to @dandyart
I have now officially fully read Homestuck both within and beyond canon. I am legally required now to make a Tumblr account, it is merely an inevitable consequence of my actions.
Enjoy this meme.
I really enjoy philosophizing about the consequences of timeline shenanigans, especially as an outside observer with access to the whole timeline continuum and it's offshoots.
[Edit (5/5): oops I misspoke, I thought the epilogues were the beyond cannon, I still haven't read those]
[Edit 2 (5/5): I do prefer June, she's neat]
Babys first commission HELP. They gave me a lot of freedom for this so thats good.. who else wants a commission! Step right up! Hold your applause though. (I got paid in robux because im stinky oh so stinky.)
Wow... Eggbert is really exists! Amarianbrim16, if you read this, once you said that he existed in the show, and then I didn't believe it, but now, by chance, visiting the Wiki, you turned out to be right!

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Hello and welcome to the JOHN JUNE Week 2025 prompts from July 21 to July 27
question 1. is AI art allowed? No.
Question 2. What are other characters allowed? are other characters allowed?
Only if John/june are in there or if you could “consider the person in the image a John/June eggbert”
Question 3. what are the tags?
“Johnjuneweek” “John June week” “John/June week 2025”
Thanks for listening
Eggbert
I will probably take a little break or maybe a bigger one I'm not sure yet so to end this series of cartoonish chima characters on paper for now...
THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS so ignore the sketchy/shittyness of it I'm NOT DONE YET I'm still tweaking anatomy/shapes/everything >:"""33
But I had to post something for 413... And this is where I'm at in my reread with my partner rn :3
Also I just think this is a major part of growing up, and since that's essentially what Homestuck is a metaphor for, this was born.. + this is a semi me talking to myself dialog but J and Jade cause vibes
(also I'm under the presumptuous we call all egg art of June J, pls correct me if otherwise xwx)