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Sneerial (Serial-Snake-Eel) Fruit-Eating Dog Murderer

What do we even say??? The Sneel (Snake-Eel) was incredibly well animated and EVERYTHING ELSE was terrible to a hilarious degree. The writing. The acting. The effects. The completely backwards logic of the Diabetes thing that they clearly were super proud of as a plot point. We think they maybe made the Sneel and then made a movie around the cool CGI thing that they made, which, you know what? Fair and valid, they did a hilariously bad job and it was incredibly entertaining.

Not one character or plot beat of this movie had a single braincell. Usually in these kinds of movies there’s at least one good idea floating around. Delmar narrated the first like half hour of his appearances with a harmonica. That just happened. That was a whole thing and it was totally left behind.

Here is half the cast list. We think it’s really really important. This is spoilers for characters that are in only the first two (2) minutes of the movie.

Head Prison Guard

Slim Prison Guard

Dead Prison Guard

Dying Prison Guard

Smiling Prison Guard :)

Muscular Prison Guard

Dirty Prison Guard :0

Feminine Prison Guard

Gasping Prison Guard :O

Choking Prison Guard

Bloody Prison Guard

Frightened Prison Guard :(

Shy Prison Guard o///o

This movie is terrible 4/5

Overall: A tier

Link to our Amazon review: