#edwardbarker

Irene: Miss Scarlett I suppose.

The Doctor…I’m seeing him as Reverend Green.

Edward (or Victor since Edward’s MIA again) is Professor Plum.

I suppose Calista’s a Mrs. White because of the diner thing?

Uhgm…

Mycroft is Mrs. Peacock, obviously.

…the founder of the quintet at my rehab facility, Mr. DiNardo, he’s Colonel Mustard, I expect.

i don't know if this is ic or ooc but idk *pees into the wind* it feels ooc so

I'm shorter than Maria, by only an inch. I'm a tall motherfucker.

I've played the acoustic guitar for five years, electric for two, banjo and ukulele for one.

I'm currently looking at the Chinese-wavy-cat thing I have in my bedroom.

And now I'm looking at the actual cat in my bedroom.

From since I can remember till about being ten years old, my one dream in life was to ride a horse. When I finally rode on one, I had an allergic reaction. Thus ends the horse phase.

I'm wearing knee highs.

I have a Periodic Table of Elements poster in my bedroom.

Three years of being a veggie.

I used to have the nickname 'beige', because all my clothes, plot twist, were beige, when I was thirteen. Another ended phase.

Putting this out as a warning

Tomorrow, at about 6am, I will be setting off for Italy

Without a laptop

I won't have time to be online, as I'll be arting and studying

So, until late on the 7th April, or early on the 8th April

I will not be online

I might not be online on the 8th April either, as that's my birthday

And tonight, I'll be going to bed early

So farewell, if I'm not online later

I love you all

Irene saw that the sun was coming up from her position slumped on the ground in the small concrete cell, eyes red and cheeks stained from crying. She was sure her wrist was broken, along with her nose, her whole body covered in cuts, burns, and bruises- various punishments born from Alex's anger and Irene's disobedience. She was out of time. 

Alex had decided at some point that Irene wasn't going home. 

 edward-barker said: …Fuck. What’s happened?

Tara, my reply is half done in my drafts, I'm just hesitant on what to write because how do gay

It's like

Ed has no boobs and Matty likes boobs

What does he grab on to?

Booty?

Is it too soon to go for the booty?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway