#editor lore

Wh-... What am I supposed to do with these? Why did you give these to me? What-?!

Oh, goddamit!

Can't believe I have to search up these damn things... hm... huh. That's-

... Thanks.

Note from The Editor: Thank you very much for the stars. He's not the best at accepting sentiments but he's trying! Also, sorry Eclipse T_T I'm not feeling well.

Gentle Reader--

I would not wish Such an Arrangement on a Despised Enemy, let Alone a Cherished and Estimable Reader of this Humble Journal. The Last I have spoken to R-- on the Subject, he has described Himself to be "Disinclined to Matrimony, as you Yourself are, though I find the Company of Ladies Especially Agreeable, Especially when they are Already Married, and their Husbands are Also Worth Knowing."

One is Forced to concede that he may have learned from Observation.

Well, it's not like I'm ashamed to admit it, but I know I'm going to get shit for this. I don't listen to a lot of music but when I do, it's typically something... Rock or Alternat- Note from Editor: Hijacking this one because he's NOT going to say it. We made a bet and he lost so here's a hint!

Yes

And it was relaxing for me.

I'm not like Sun about it, making it some kind of art form or something to pass the time but I can guarantee you this much.

After trying all the foods that were sent in to me; I may have developed some gluttonous habits. Not like it matters or like I even give a flying fu-

Note from Editor: He's a perfectionist, so there's that, but he really took to it like a fish to water!

Gentle Reader--

My Dear Ancestress had, Prior to your Missive, been a Quiet and Tranquil House-Ghost, and bothered Nobody. Since, However, my Life has not known Peace. Randy Cardinals Once Again manifest in my Home, and Revelry at All Hours is a Matter of Course.

In Brief, I hope you are Satisfied with Yourself.

Gentle Reader--

I must admit I avoid thinking Very Much of Americans.