testing his reflexes . throws a pine - cone at him to see if he dodges . 👁👁
he dodges . actually , he just barely dodges . which is sort of embarrassing , all things considered . he noticeably dodges so terribly that the pinecone scrapes his ear and goes spiraling off towards the ground . " ow . . . " muttered , very quietly , and in the pathetic sort of manner one can only attribute to a particularly sad dog . he picks up the pine cone he's for sure not thinking about throwing it back as hard as he can and holds it while he frowns , he's very quickly deciding he enjoys these woods less and less by the second . what did he do to deserve an elf bullying him ? " what on earth was that for ? "








