#eddiet

EDDIE- “Well I need your advise, actually. I want to get a pet. And a hamster is out of the question. Too much mess and they always seem to die on me. A cat is out of the question, as I am allergic. Everyone here has lizards so no on that. So I thought about a puppy.”

EDDIE- “There is this one, it is a schnauzer and here is a half terrier half chihuahua.”

DEBRA - “Awe, they are so cute, they both are cute, I would have a hard time choosing if I were you Eddie.”

EDDIE- “I know but wait until I show you the next one! I know it will absolutely break your heart. He is a shiatzu.”

DEBRA- “OMG!!!  Eddie, yes it is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!”

EDDIE- “Yes, Yes they are... beautiful, yes. Beautiful!”

Apparently, Yasmin’s uncle, Eddie Trejo (who is younger than I imagined he would be) had some rental property available upstairs in his two family bungalow. It just so happened it was right across the street from the motel!

EDDIE- “I am sorry Miss Dixon, but I have that place already spoken for. A friend of mine said he wanted it.”

DEB- “Oh, Okay I see.”

YASMINE- “Okay, listen Uncle Eddie, I am texting your friend and letting him know that you rented the place to some one  else.”

EDDIE- “Yaz, how do you know who I am even talking about?”

YASMINE- (Looking at Deb) “Uncle Eddie only has one real friend and we all know him. Johnny Zest, and he has a trailer down the road, why does he need this place?”

EDDIE- “I am sorry Miss Dixon, but He is renting it for his friend.”

DEB- “Please, just call me Deb, but it is okay, I understand.”

YASMINE- “Uncle Eddie!!?? Come on, why are you lying? This hot young single girl wants to live upstairs over you. All she wants to do is paint in a safe place and the Motel is not that place!! Do I need to call mom?”

EDDIE- “So, Miss Dixon, I mean Deb, would you like to see the place?”

YASMINE- “That’s more like it!”