My brother, handing me his copy of A Song of Ice and Fire: Check out the autograph on the first page. Pretty recognizable signature.
Me: I don’t know.
My brother: [Local TV weather man] Ed Buckner.
Me: Why did you have him sign your copy of A Song of Ice and Fire?
My brother: It was all I had on me and you’re not NOT gonna get Ed Buckner’s autograph.
Me: I would have done the exact same thing.









