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Hugo, two hours after joining QSMP, being so immersed in the qlobal translator's existence that he tried to use it irl to thank his McDonald's deliveryperson

Hugo: Ich hab... Ich hab grade zum Lieferanten "dankeschön" gesagt weil ich dacht'—ich hab mich so dran gewöhnt Deutsch zu reden, weil das automatisch übersetzt wird in QSMP, dass ich dachte, dass—dass meinem Lieferant das dann auch übersetzt wird. Bro! [cut] Digga das—ich erklär's nochmal ganz kurz. Also ich wohn' ja auf Madeira. Und die reden ja hier kein Deutsch. Digga, 'n Lieferant kommt hier hin, ich sag so "hello", ne, da hab—da wusst' ich irgendwie noch ok, Englisch. Bruder auf einmal sie gibt mir ne Tüte und ich sag "danke!" Weil ich— weil ich mit QSMP dachte dass das automatisch übersetzt wird—wird. Ich wa—ich—digga, das is' halt, das triggert dein Gehirn halt komplett.

(translation: I just... I just said "dankeschön" ("thank you" in German) to the deliveryperson because I thought—I'm so used to speaking German, because it's automatically translated in QSMP, that I thought that it would be automatically translated to my deliveryperson. Bro!

Fit talking about him and Pac "sitting on grass" in a park in Rotterdam

Phil gives Pac a present <3

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Phil: Here, here's— here's a present, king. [gives him a photo of Fit] Pac: Oh. Ooh! Wow! [does Into Pieces emote] Hooh, nice gift, huh? (laughs) Phli: (cackles) Pac: Man! I— (deep voice) I sall— I shall see my man! Open this door, guards, I— (normal voice) I need to see the— I need to see Fit! Thank you— Woohoo! Fit MC! Wait for me—

here's one of my favourite pac + ramón clips btw <333

remember the "I'm not rotten inside, I'm full of cute little organs" clip? I kept watching the VOD and found this little parallel which was likely unintentional but I still thought was neat ^-^

Slime: We're all—We're all floating. Does that mean we're rotten? Does that mean we're rotten, Cellbit? I don't know, I don't know. Felps: Mhm. Cellbit: Maybe we're all rotten inside. Felps: I'm not rotten! Slime: We're all rotten inside. Just rotten people in a rotten world... Felps: (overlapping) Oh no, you are rotten inside. I'm not rotten inside. I'm full of cute... little organs. They're all cute. Cellbit: But they—they can be cute and rotten as well. Felps: But they are cute. Slime: You either sink—

"It'll always be us three, right?" (OPD 9)

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(Guaxi: I want to pull Kaiser aside here to say:)

Arthur: Hey, Kaiser. Kaiser: Hey. Arthur: I was thinking that… yesterday, when we were in that weird place… I don't remember seeing Joui. Kaiser: …Huh. Yeah, now that you mention it, I don't, either. Should we ask him? Something?

(Luba: I've already arrived here.

Cellbit: You see Joui walking over.)

Kaiser: Joui, uh. You were in the base with us yesterday, right? Joui: I was. Kaiser: And you— But something weird happened to me and Arthur, and we don't remember seeing you after those people invaded the Order. Arthur: I'd noticed in the moment, but I was too desperate to… to say anything. Joui: Kaiser, Arthur, what exactly happened to you? Arthur: Wait, you didn't— You—

(Guaxi: It wasn't— it wasn't a display error, Cellbit, right, that he wasn't there?

Cellbit: No.)

[…]

Arthur: Well, we were talking, and… and suddenly we were taken to a place where the whole world disappeared and it was just me, Kaiser, Erin, Bea, Fernando, and... I think that was it. Kaiser: And Dante. Arthur: And Dante. Joui: But were those masked people there as well? Kaiser: Yeah. Arthur: They were with us. Joui: What did they say? Kaiser: It was us who talked, right? Because I tried to say something and my body automatically said another. Something about "the encounters being rare" and that we just had a question. I think Bea asked if someone had any suggestions, and they said no, and then I woke up.

[…]

Kaiser: So you weren't there? You don't remember this? Joui: I wasn't with you, I was… in another place. Kaiser: What do you mean, another place? What happened? Joui: (sighs) It's complicated to explain, but… You know that it'll always be us three, right? Kaiser: Yeah, I never doubted that, but… Arthur: What are you saying, Joui? Kaiser: What's going on? Joui: (sighs) That we were extremely unprepared. For them, for Kian… For everything. And I want you to know that any decision I make from now on is to protect you two. Do you believe me? Arthur: Always, but… Damn, Joui. Joui: I promise I'll explain. Kaiser: Ok, just… I trust you, Joui, just… take care, and… don't go off the rails.

[Felps walks up to Cucurucho's podium and crouches next to it. Cucurucho briefly walks away to blow bubbles at other people, and he steps onto the podium.]

Felps (loudly) I am Cucuru-

[Cucurucho turns around and walks back to its podium, blowing bubbles, and Felps turns and runs back to his own podium.]

pirulito shenanigans + dara one-hit kills xande