I thought things were a little suspicious when Lajja started sporting a belly. The Detective Buttkiss side of me kicked in, and I deduced she had been eating a lot.

Of course, I was right. She ate so much, SHE ATE A BABY!

AND THEN THE OFFICE MORONS THREW HER A PARTY FOR EATING IT!

A party where people dressed weird.

Very weird.

I just threw on my trusty bow tie for the.. err.. occasion.

The oddest bit of all was when they gave her presents for eating the kid. They're pretty strange.

I sniffed all the presents for bombs, like I've seen dogs do on TV. Fart bombs. Unfortunately, none.

Lajja also got cake!