#eass ceo

…gnawing at the bars of my enclosure…

Happy Birthday!!

As Miss Claudia’s VA, I am very happy to be able to voice her and enjoy getting to be her. @kainabunny and @crazymtch42 write her very well.

The following information I am about to share is strictly NON-CANON/is NOT show confirmed; it is MY OWN PERSONAL headcanons pertaining to these characters; this means that they are purely my own personal fictional theories/speculations, are not factual or lore accurate, and are not confirmed in the shows. Again, NON-CANON.

Have I said it enough yet? NON. CANON.

Anyways~

I made a list of my own little headcanons pertaining to the characters I voice for TSBS.

Here it be (enjoy the novel lol):

🍬🖤Rosiebell:🖤🍬

•She is likely programmed to be very flexible/agile as a DCA (bouncy, energetic, dancy, can climb/crawl/scale quickly yet…unnervingly quietly) and this also translates into a love for aerial arts, specifically trapeze, and she can juggle

•She can also likely sign some ASL and read braille

•Has a soft spot for “weird” animals like rats/snakes/frogs/lizards etc., and would likely have a jumping spider in a terrarium on the front desk as a “class” pet in the daycare; may also work with local organizations to bring in some of these animals to teach children how to care for them sometimes

•Her DCA candy would likely be a gel-filled sour grape-flavored gumdrop (still packaged like sundrops/moondrops), and would likely be a creativity booster

•Favorite bands would probably be London After Midnight, Blutengel, VNV Nation, Depeche Mode and Faderhead; she’s heavily into gothic music, doesn’t really care for other genres too much but won’t complain if something else plays

•Doesn’t watch TV or consume much media outside of books or music on her own; most, if not all of her knowledge of modern-day media/games likely comes from listening to children infodumping in the daycare, or whatever the Shamrocks show her after-hours; this is also where she learns about popular references that she makes in conversation

•She’d likely be a plushie hoarder, not of the pizzaplex’s merch but more of if a child brings her a gift or never returns to reclaim a lost item (a bunny, a little bear etc); she would also keep drawings the children make for her and make little collages in a photo album, since she doesn’t have her own area to hang them in out-of-hours

•Her favorite child age population to work with would be babies and toddlers. She finds them absolutely adorable, and takes every chance she gets to dress them up in cute little outfits. She’s probably gotten scolded by the other animatronics for being too stubborn to immediately give a baby back to its parent on more than one occasion (just five more minutes, please!)

•When she does find a show she enjoys, she will binge the whole thing all the way through in one sitting, neglecting to charge herself until she finishes

•She’s an infodumping vampire - she has to be invited to talk about her interests, and as soon as she gets the green light to do so, will not shut up until her head is empty

🕷️🎧DJ Music Madam:🎧🕷️

•She will vibe to just about any form of music due to her job revolving around it, but her favorite bands are probably Daft Punk, Gorillaz and Apoptygma Berzerk

•She loves posing for photos with children/customers, and is not only quite photogenic at it, but has perfected various silly poses as well

•She prefers low sensory lighting, and can find the bright daycare lights a bit much sometimes when she visits. DJ is quite partial to lava lamps and probably has one in her room. She also quite enjoys neon signs.

•Her favorite pastimes would be relaxing on the sofa in her room with big headphones on and daydreaming until she naps, playing retro games in her room, snacking in her room, and drawing on a tablet (she’d be a pretty decent artist); she’s almost always listening to some sort of music when she’s alone

•She can probably sign and understand some ASL, but only to the extent of basic needs (help/bathroom/thirsty/lost etc)

•DJ probably has executive dysfunction to a degree; she will often put things up high somewhere in a safe spot to hide them from others, but will often forget where that safe spot is, and will also avoid practicing for shows in favor of relaxing (it’s already programmed into her anyways, why bother?)

•She’s a social butterfly and loves when people ask her to join them for stuff, even random stuff (parts and service upgrade? she’ll join just because. need someone to sit in your room in silence while you clean? she’s the parallel play queen. she’ll be on the couch with a handheld game); her idea of inviting people to join her for stuff is inviting them into her room for gaming/snack attacks

•She is not above bribing people with snacks/food for things she wants. She likely always has something in her pockets, be it candy or a bag of chips

•She’s really intelligent behind her laid-back exterior, and would be a very good debater

•She is also surprisingly athletic behind her lazy/snacky self; she can run/jump/scale very quickly, but can be a little clumsy with how loud it is since she is quite large and heavy, especially in the tunnels where it can echo

•She is an avid fuzzy sock/blanket enjoyer, and when alone/the place is closed, she’d likely hang around in a baggy off-the-shoulder tshirt, pajama shorts or pants if it’s cold, and fuzzy socks

👓💚Miss Claudia:💚👓

•She probably likes a lot of “plain” foods (vanilla ice cream or buttered pasta for example) and does not like spice, but will order the most expensive thing on a restaurant menu just to show off, even if it’s not something she likes

•Claudia probably had a pet fish growing up that her parents would replace every time it died so that she wouldn’t notice, and when she did notice, she likely had a royal meltdown

•She would likely not have any favorite band or music artist, as the only music she would ever listen to would be whatever music is on the radio if it were playing in her office, but she would complain about “what kids these days listen to”; she would likely prefer to sit in silence

•She would likely donate money to cat shelters and only cat shelters, not any other type of animal

•In her free time, she likely enjoys playing tennis, playing sudoku, hiking, or reading fashion magazines by a lake

•She likely is someone who would book a lavish cruise only just to continue working while on the cruise (think Angelica’s mom from Rugrats)

•Her idea of holiday gifts for her subordinates would probably be cheap gift cards to Fazbear restaurants, and/or those visa gift cards that lose value over time

•She’s probably only ever been mildly drunk off of wine or champagne before, never anything too extreme, and likely despises beer or any sort of alcoholic drink that isn’t a fruity cocktail, wine or champagne; she’s probably just a water girly otherwise with the occasional coffee

•She probably has a mom-bag type purse (even though she’s not a mom nor a caretaker of any kind), just because she always likes to be prepared when out in public; it probably has things like hand wipes, a nail kit, a miniature sewing kit, and other little useful things in it

•She probably carries disposable gloves in her car for whenever she has to pump her own gas, as she is likely some sort of germaphobe to a degree

•She probably struggles with mild insomnia due to how focused she always is on her work

•She probably has a small trinket box with gears/springs/other small parts of animatronics she personally worked on in her younger years

🍎☀️Miss Joy:☀️🍎

•When not teaching children nor helping Dark Sun, she probably enjoys gardening, painting, baking pastries, and playing softball or kickball with other Suns; her favorite thing to bake would likely be apple pie, and she’s likely one of the best bakers in the Sunctuary

•With her gardening, she has also likely sneakily plucked petals/other plant parts from peoples’ personal gardens that she’s not really supposed to touch in order to grow new things in her garden

•Miss Joy probably loves Disney music and movies, and has always dreamt of visiting Disney World before going to the Sunctuary

•She likely loves to bring pastries and foods she’s grown to other Suns around the Sunctuary, including Dark Sun

•She probably has crystal-beaded curtains and geodes in her house

•She likely enjoys spending most of her time outdoors, and prefers outdoor classroom times when teaching when possible

•Her favorite color would probably be rainbow

•She would despise the texture of sherpa blankets/clothes as well as shag carpets

•She can likely sign Makaton, and is likely programmed to teach and assist children/young adults with various disabilities

•She probably sleeps/charges with a night light on, and dislikes total darkness

•She probably keeps glow sticks in her desk for days where she doesn’t want to teach with the overhead light on, just to keep the children engaged

•Joy probably often sits on her desk criss-cross-applesauce, and allows her students to sit how they like as long as they continue to pay attention

•She likely doesn’t believe in punishing her students for difficult behavior or for days where they simply cannot stop chattering to focus, and would rather redirect their behavior or attention to something she deems more “productive” (taking a break to go outside as a group or have snacks, extended recess with physical activity, sensory toys, playing a game etc) to boost morale and encourage healthy coping mechanisms

•She probably allows kids who are tired to sleep in her class without disturbing them, and would check up with them after class to get them back on track