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     For those who know me, I’m all about animals. My favorite movies (most of them) are related to animals, when I’m making up stories, they’re all animal themed. When I was 14 years old, I created this story about a sport in a world of humanoid animals, and my designs, believe it or not, are basically what we know as Zootopia today. And no, I’m not saying it was a scam, it’s just a coincidence. 

     As an artist, the thing I do most is draw myself in the different universes out there (fandoms, movies, books) but my #1 original character is myself as a monkey. Monking, (get it? Monkey King? No? Okay, go on) because what a better way to blend one of your top favorite animals and and one of the best heroes ever (Spiderman[I love how relevant this is today]) into one original character?! Anyway, the point is, who doesn’t dreams to do things just animals can? Some can fly just with the push of their wings, some can dive with the whip of a tail and go to the darkest corner underwater with no problems at all, others run at speeds we could only imagine (except maybe Usain Bolt). I mean, HAVE YOU SEEN WHALES? Those are the most magnificent beings on Earth! But these are wild animals, that’s the macro, let’s go to the micro, pets.

    I love my pet Oogway, and my brother’s dog, Negri, even when his name makes me cringe. My girlfriend’s dog, Luna, is also the best thing ever even when she doesn’t get tired of barking at me. Los gatos de Luis y Fab son hermosos, especially Magnus pero a veces hace unas cosas que quisiera no saber de él, like dropping dead animals everywhere. Sirius, in the other hand, is the biggest adorable goofball on Earth. Basically, I love everyone’s pets, I just can’t help it. 

     Pero hay cosas que en la vida solo existen para joder a uno. For instance, allergies. Those fuckers make my life hell, especially when it comes to cats. It’s insane but not the worst of it. I AM EXTREMELY SCARED OF LOTS OF THINGS. The only reptiles I’m not afraid are turtles, even when I find them amazing. Amphibious? You better not get near because I might slap you. Rodents? Yeah, super cute, from a distance. Wanna take me for a swim to watch some fishes underwater? IM AFRAID OF GOING UNDERWATER. Wanna take me skydiving to feel what birds feel in the majestic sky? I. AM. AFRAID. OF. HEIGHTS. Just to think about all of this makes me shiver. My life is a joke, seriously. Maybe that explains my undying love for Lion King, I get to see the animal kingdom from the safety of my bed. Es maj’, chequiamo corillo. Voy a ver Lion King.

Asante sana Squash banana! Okay, no jokes. Who am I? I am the boy who loves my fandom Im the boy who loves to read It calls me!!

Now without joking I will write about myself And yes, in haikus

Five syllables here Seven more syllables there And five more again

For those who don’t know Haikus are important now Thanks to Apollo

Wait, can I complete A sentence like this in here? How do I haiku?

Nevermind that, clod Between Disney and heroes I cannot choose one

Drawing is my life Always imagining stuff Books and movies too

I fangirl a lot I freak about everything Bit annoyingly

I usually hide Behind all the excitement To not face the truth

A truth that scares me More than heights or deep waters Reality sucks

Wow, that’s kind of dark That escalated quickly Let’s cheer up a bit

That’s the real me A goofball that doesn’t shuts up Unless I’m crying

You asked who am I? I could really keep it up But that’s it *drops mic*

No more haikus now, just a quote to wrap this up: