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WARNING: DO NOT OPEN ANY OF THE LINKS IN THESE EMAILS!  This is SPAM, people!

From:  Jamie Single Adult Personals [email protected]

Original Email:

Very Weird place to meet women

We are about to show you a very weird, but extremely fun place to meet sexually active women.

There is a site that you can go to that will help you meet women that just want to meet guys for sexual encounters.

Go here to check this place out

You don't need to spend money to meet these women. They just want to meet guys that they can sleep with and nothing else.

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My Response:

Dear Jamie,

Thank you for taking the time to write to me.  I frequently receive similar emails purporting to show how and where I can meet interesting women, men, and livestock.  While I truly appreciate your interest in piquing my interest, I am afraid that your link doesn’t look like a weird place to meet women.  In an honest effort to you help you, I have taken the liberty of listing the following weird and unlikely places to meet interested women:

1.  A nunnery.

2.  In line at a tubachristmas concert.

3.  Clamming off the coast of Maine.

4.  At a traditional Native American Sweatlodge.

5.  At a Nickleback Concert.

6.  Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow.

7.  Early bird dinner at the IHOP

8.  Your Grandmother’s sowing circle.

9.  The alley behind a model train store.

10.  A screening of any Steven Segal movie.

I hope you make good use of these suggestions.  Thanks again for your email!