Step one; buy skeleton. Yes, I know I technically already have one. I need a second one. One that's OUTSIDE my body.
Step two: name. Meet Earl. Earl learned an important lesson about freedom at a tractor pull, and I think he's a better person, now.
Step two three (doggone it I can't count) : According to Prince Richard of Dollar General, Earl needs a hat. This will require some discernment on my part. It has to be just the right hat.
Step three:
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