Puts you in a thigh head lock. But only a lil :/ (or not)
Strangely enough, he felt like it wasn’t the first time that death showed herself to him in the form of a very nice pair of strong thighs. It might not be the most common way to die, but for him throughout the timelines, it certainly seemed to be some sort of trend ( if something that happened to you TWICE could be called that ). If destiny wanted him to choke between the legs of powerful women, then so be it. He figured there were worse ways to go anyway. Like being shot in the eye, that was simply tasteless and dreadful compared to two toned legs holding down his head in place just as efficiently as a vise grip. Hey, at least that was pretty hot. It wasn’t his first rodeo between those two particular thighs and hopefully it wouldn’t be the last one quite yet. He was still ready to fucking be laid to rest exactly like that anyway. Eye locked in with amber ones and between two breathless grunts, Kano managed to whisper what would make for truly some glorious last word if she so decided to snap his neck ( which she probably should if she followed any sort of logic, but gods know she didn’t. Weirdo. ).
❝Wrow.❞ Haha nice.












