#e:starters.

   “ Did you know hot dog and toothpaste is a thing, and surprisingly, it tastes really good? ”

       “ Honest opinion, do these glasses make me look nerdy, smarter, or a try hard? ”

    “ Professor. History has it, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’. Have you not been eating your apples again? Cause a doctor is just around the corner from where you are st --- Wow, I apologize. That was terrible. Anyway, my name is Ezra Park and I am a cardiologist, currently finishing up my fellowship at SNUH and the real reason why I am here. I’m looking for a couple of M.D./MBA students to potentially serve as their mentor for the upcoming semester. If you have the time and could recommend me a few, that’d be great. Or if you do not mind, could I sit in one of your lectures today? I’d love to learn. ” 

       “ Don’t you think it’s kind of awesome — McDonald’s all day breakfast menu? Because let me tell you, after a long ass shift at the hospital. Mickey D’s Sausage McMuffin with Egg, hotcakes, and hash browns hits the spot. Am I wrong, or am I wrong? Like they say, nothing good happens after 2 am. ”

      “ Like I know, I promised you I’d take you out to somewhere nice. Treat you out ‘cause you’ve been working so hard. But, I’m old. Lazy. Weak. And losing all sorts of young energy. Not to mention, boring. So, we should just... You know, stay indoors. Order in crappy take out food and be lazy while still looking cool. And that my dear, is the good life. ” 

WHISTLING HIS WAY PAST A FEW, his eyes scanned the general vicinity before he pointed up to the sky. Now this, was so called his type of fun. “Yo, look up. A dead bird.”