#e3po

HI KEV,

HOW R U?

IT'S BEEN A LOOONG TIME SINCE THE LAST TIME U HEARD FROM ME!!!

GUESS WHERE I'VE BEEN ALL THIS TIME?!?!

YES! IN THE LOML MASTER LUKE BASEMENT!

DON'T KNOW WHY BUT HE LEFT ME HERE ALONE TO GO TO SOME SPANISH ISLAND WITH SOMETHING THAT IS NOT ME SIGHSIGHSIGHSIGH (METALLIC NOISE OF EVIL ROBOTIC SIGH).

SO I THINK IT'S TIME 4 ME 2 GO NOW, LEAVE THE BASEMENT, RETURN 2 THE LAND OF KANGAROOS AND REUNITE WITH ALL MY BFF!

I AM READY, I AM ALSO WEARING A MASK BECAUSE U KNOW I AM A DAMN BUT RESPONSIBLE DROID!

SO...ADIEU!

WITH LOVE, ANNABELL(I)-E3PO

HI KEV,

HOW R U?

I C U ALL MISSED ME, BUT GUESS WHAT?!?

I AM BACK!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (EVIL ROBOTIC LAUGHTER).

HERE 4 U THERE IS MY MYSTERIOUS IG POST!!!!

DO U LIKE IT???

UUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (THE USUAL EVIL ROBOTIC LAUGHTER MIXED WITH A DISTURBING HOWLING).

TIME 2 GO NOW, KOALAS R NEEDING ME BACK IN OZ!

C U SOON MY DEARS!

WITH LOVE, E3PO

HI KEV, HOW R U?

U KNOW NOW I AM WORKING HERE 2 BUT AS THEIR CATALOGUE MODEL AND AS U CAN C I AM ADVERTISING THE RUSSIAN SALAD.

AAAAHHHHHHHH (LONG WEIRD BUT OBVIOUSLY EVIL LAUGHTER OF SATISFACTION).

I AM NOT SURE IF IT’S GOOD BUT I THINK I WILL USE IT TO GREASE (SCRICK SCRICK SCRICK - NOISE OF RUSTED METAL) MY POOR RUSTED ROBOTIC EYES.

TIME 2 GO NOW, I HAVE NEW SHOOTING 4 THEIR DRILLS. HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI (EVIL ROBOTIC SNEER).

WITH LOVE, ANNABELL-E3PO

HI KEV, HOW R U???

U DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME LAST NIGHT!

I HAD 2 HANG OUT WITH THAT DAMN SNAKE WHO EXPOSED ME 2 PRETEND -EHM NO I MEANT SHOW- SHOW THE WORLD THE SCREENSHOTS WERE FAKED AND WE R STILL BFF!

OH MY DARTH VADER!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (ROBOTIC SCREAM OF PURE RAGE!) WHAT A PURE INNOCENT (DAMN DROID HAS 2 DO 2 MAKE LOHL MASTER LUKE HAPPY!!!

AFTER THIS PICTURE I AM SURE PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE WHEN I LIE EHM SAY I MEANT SAY THAT THE SCREENSHOTS WEREN'T REAL UUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH (EVIL ROBOTIC SARCASTIC LAUGHTER)!

TIME 2 GO, NOW MY IMAGE IS PERFECTLY CLEAN AND PURE HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI (SOUND OF EVIL METALLIC LAUGH), I NEED TO BUFF MY GOLDEN METALLIC SKIN SCRICKSCRICKSCRICKSCRICK (SOUND OF RUSTED METAL BEING HYSTERICALLY POLISHED).

WITH LOVE, E3PO

“Tea for you, couldn’t get my cell out quick enough to get a picture but Feb 9th, he left Broome Street Bar with a short haired brunette chick about 10:30, 11-ish. She kept messing with his hands, both were drunk. Maybe someone has a pic.”

OH MY DARTH VADER KEV!

OF COURSE “SOMEONE” HAS A PIC!

AND GUESS WHO’S THE DAMN BRUNETTE?!?!

YES!

ME!

THE SMART DROID!

SURPRISE!

E3PO IS NOT DEAD, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(4 VERY LONG VERY EVIL VERY ROBOTIC LAUGHTER OF EXTREME EVIL SATISFACTION).

WITH EVIL LOVE, E3PO

SWEET DREAMS KEV!!!

AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH (SHORT DEMONIAC ROBOTIC LAUGHTERS WITH DOLL VOICE)

WITH (EVIL) LOOOOOVE, E3PO

WHAT HAPPENS IN BRAZIL REMAINS IN BRAZIL

HEY KEV, HOW R U??? DID U MISS ME?!?!?! I KNOW PEOPLE MISSED SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(EVIL BUT PERPLEXED ROBOTIC LAUGHTER). ANYWAY I AM SO PROUD OF LOML'S FANS! THEY SEE ME EVERYWHERE EVEN IF I AM NOWHERE AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH (VERY SHORT BUT VERY EVIL LAUGHTERS OF EXTREME SATISFACTION). U GUYS CAN BE MY NEXT HUMAN BFF, U R DOING THE DIRTY JOB 4 ME TALKING ABOUT ME AND KEEPING ALL THE ATTENTION (THAT I DESERVE!) ON ME!!! I LOOOOOOVE U SMACKSMACKSMACK (NOISE OF METALLIC KISSES). - OR MAYBE R MY BFF CAMER2-D2 AND BEEJ-B8 WRITING 2 BLOGS PRETENDING 2 B ANONS...WHO KNOWS! AHAHAHAHAHAH (SARCASTIC ROBOTIC LAUGH) - . TIME 2 GO NOW, I HAVE 2 FIND OUT WHERE ACTUALLY I AM...

WITH LOVE, E3PO