#dzady

Dzaddy of the year

Turns out I’ve been a dzaddy to all of my ex’s, so happy father’s day to me bitchez. You know that one question that just doesn’t have the right and wrong answer. Like there is nothing you can say that comes out right, the best thing is to probably tell them what they want to hear.

When your significant other asks about body count, how is it that a number has so much power? Think of it, there is…