#dylcan

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Dylan obviously 

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Neither, idk they’re one of the ships where it feels very toxic to throw that kind of thing out during an argument 

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Neither, but I could see Duncan maybe going on a walk for a little while after?

Who trashes the house?

Dylan is LIKELY but would she? No. 

Do either of them get physical?

I hate this so much, like none of our ships would ever so this will b deleted in future memes 

How often do they argue/disagree?

Very rarely? Duncan lets Dylan have her way like 90% of the time and she mostly ignores the other 10% unless it’s serious 

Who is the first to apologise?

Duncan probably 

Sex:

Who is on top?

Idk man they’re straight and I don’t think they really notice or care who’s on top the most

Who is on the bottom?

^

Who has the strangest desires?

Fuck if I know

Any kinks?

Duncan was really into the idea of worshipping type shit iirc? And Dylan was into it so I bet she has a praise kink a lil

Who’s dominant in bed?

How cute if that’s where Duncan has the most dominance in their relationship

Is head ever in the equation?

DUH

If so, who is better at performing it?

Duncan is like obsessed with it so thats allll him

Ever had sex in public?

Dylan’s at least suggested it now that they’re open

Who moans the most?

Duncan, presumably while he’s doin all that coochie eatin

Who leaves the most marks?

Dylan?

Who screams the loudest?

Idk man

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Neither, they’re each other’s firsties 

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Both!

Rough or soft?

Both!

How long do they usually last?

Who knows!

Is protection used?

Yeah totally 

Does it ever get boring?

Na

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Idk somewhere public

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

They don’t plan on it rn, I think Dylan is still probably processing how she doesn’t have to have kids if she doesn’t want now that she’s not married to Raul.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

So TBD

Who is the favorite parent?

That said, probably Duncan? 

Who is the authoritative parent?

Dylan, she’d try not to be like her parents who ONLY really criticize her but she’d still put her foot down about shit.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

Uhh Dylan, what do her kids REALLY need to learn from human school

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

Duncan, probably?

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

Dylan and Duncan, but Dylan would be the proudest cuz they’d be following in her footsteps 

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Neither, Duncan hates talking to people and Dylan hates people

Who changes the diapers?

Duncan

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Dylan 

Who spends the most time with the children?

Duncan at first but eventually both of them

Who packs their lunch boxes?

Idk, Duncan

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Dylan, Duncan would be too awkward 

Who cleans up after the kids?

I feel like they’d hire someone for that

Who worries the most?

In a turn of events, Dylan 

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Dylan

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?

Both of them 

Who is the little spoon?

Dylan

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Dylan

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

Dylan

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Idk a couple hours?

Who gives the most kisses?

Dylan

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Idk they were best friends for a long time before they started fucking, so it’s probably dweeby

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

Everywhere, they’re def perma love bubbled

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?

Dylan but it’s fun when Duncan gets in on it

How often do they get time to themselves?

Idk a lot

Sleeping:

Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest?

Duncan?

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Share!

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

Cozy

Who talks in their sleep?

Neither? If Dylan did it would be terrifying 

What do they wear to bed?

Nuthin

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

No?

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

No

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

Uh probably not full wrapping cuz thats how u lose circulation but more cuddled

Who wakes up with bed hair?

Dylan definitely wears a silk scarf to bed, so I guess Duncan

Who wakes up first?

Dylan

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Duncan’s the simp

What is their favourite sleeping position?

Cuddled

Who hogs the sheets?

Dylan but she’s close to Duncan anyway so he’s fine

Do they set an alarm each night?

Probably they seem busy

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

Maybe

Who has nightmares?

Dylan

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Duncan?

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

Neither but Dylan would if she was alone

Who makes the bed?

Idk

What time is bed time?

No clue

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Fuckin

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Dylan

Work:

Redacted idc

Home:

Redacted cuz they’re rich

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?

Fuck no

How many cars do they own?

Dylan cannot drive 

Do they own their home or do they rent?

They have an apartment rn that I’m assuming they rent 

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

Near school so idk

Do they live in the city or in the country?

^

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

Yeah, I’m sure. They get to stay together forever, they’d love wherever they were

What’s their song?

Idk

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

I feel like it’s pretty rare but they probably text the whole time

Where did they first meet?

High school

How did they first meet?

Idr

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Dylan

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Dylan but only if it’s from Atlantica, nothing on land

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Dylan, Duncan sure trips over enough to always keep her giggling

Any mental issues?

Idk

Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house?

Uhh I feel like they’d both be okay killing spiders.

Their favourite place?

Who knows

Who pays the bills?

An accountant or something idk

Do they have any fears for their future?

Probably something related to the fact that Dylan is a mermaid that doesn’t particularly love being on land all THAT much and Duncan’s a human and a lord or something?

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Dylan and Duncan both seem likely, they like little gestures 

Who uses up all of the hot water?  

Dylan

Who’s the tallest?

They’re the same height but girl 5’8’ is always taller

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Duncan? Because Dylan is in there so long

Who wanders around in their underwear?

Dylan

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

Uhhhhh?

What do they tease each other about?

Duncan gets teased by Dylan more than he teases her but idk he probably has his own zingers 

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

Dylan

Do they have mutual friends?

Pls

 Who crushed first?

Duncan?? 

 Any alcohol or substance related problems?  

No

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Honestly both, Dylan for sorority reasons and Duncan cuz scottish

Who swears the most?

Duncan didn’t usually tune out Dylan during their conversations -- she was his best friend, after all, and thus every word ever since they’d met so long ago was vitally important -- but she’d been talking about Raul for too long for his taste and so his ears had decided to take a break. He had nothing nice to say about the guy who had given Dylan so much grief until now, when she was attractive enough for the mernan’s taste, and just because she was giving her betrothed a tempoary pass because they were having an active sex life didn’t mean he had to. 

In fact, that was more reason not to be nice to the guy. Unbeknownst to pretty much everyone aside from his journal, Duncan had always kind of thought that, if they’d met in some other world where Dylan hadn’t been promised to someone else her whole life, maybe they could be... something. What that something could be, he wasn’t entirely sure. All he did know for sure was that he’d always thought Dylan was beautiful, even when her smile was more metal than teeth. None of that did anything to hide her eyes and the way they twinkled like sea glass when she had a particularly interesting idea.

He wasn’t stupid, he knew that as they stood, they’d never be anything more than friends, and following that logic, Dylan and Raul losing their virginities to each other didn’t change anything, but it still didn’t make it pleasant to listen to, not at all. 

Which was how he missed how and when the conversation had switched gears, but the word ‘crushing’ brought him back to earth, where he was laying down next to Dylan on their spot on the grass on ASU’s campus. “What?” he asked dumbly, and without having to clarify if he meant he hadn’t heard her or hadn’t understood her, Dylan repeated that last sentence, lightly kicking his shoulder for emphasis and as if to silently chastize him for zoning out. 

“Oh. Yeah,” Duncan agreed, a pang of regret hitting his chest immediately for lying to her. He’d never told her how he felt, because he’d always known that she was off limits and too good for him anyway, but it always made him feel like a big, fat liar to keep that kind of thing from Dylan. He really didn’t want to complicate her life at all...

But then again, that was kind of conceited, wasn’t it? Assuming his feelings would really impact her in any way? Especially now that she and Raul had their own kind of thing going on that clearly meant more to her than she wanted to let on. Maybe now that it felt like Dylan’s life with her betrothed would actually be kind of good, he could be more honest with her about how he’d felt in the past and not be too worried about it ruining anything with them, or for her. 

“I mean...” The two words just escaped him while he was mulling the thought over in his mind, and they didn’t go unnoticed by Dylan. She looked at him with an arched eyebrow, prompting him with just her body language to keep going and finish the thought. Duncan wondered if Raul could read Dylan’s body language this well; he wondered if Raul had a leg up because they’d been more intimate, or if Duncan himself had a leg up because of all the time and history that he had with Dylan, but what he truly wondered why he cared if either of them had a leg up. Duncan was Dylan’s best friend, Raul was her betrothed, and those were their roles in life. Nothing would ever change that.

So why not tell her the truth? “...I definitely went through the crushing phase. For a long, long time. But it’s whatever, you know? It is what it is.” He kept his eyes to the clear blue sky above him, avoiding Dylan’s gaze like she was Medusa and just one look into her familiar eyes would kill him. Somehow though, without even making eye contact with her, Duncan felt his body turning cold and stiff. Oh, well. He’d told the truth. All he could do was wait and pray for his best-case scenario -- that she’d act like she hadn’t heard him and carry on talking about her future with somebody else.