#dustybites

Choose 5 OTPs without looking at the questions in the Read More first, then tag five people.

Having to only tag five ppl is so hard for me. I wanna tag everyone. queenoftherandom dustybites appledreamer the-blazing-saddle itsstillbeating

1. Westallen (The Flash CW)

2. Sooraya Qadir (Dust) x Joshua Guthrie (Icarus) (The New X-Men from Marvel)

3. Bamon* (TVD) *I don't even go here

4. Steve x Andrew (Chronicle)

5. Ichabbie (Sleepy Hollow)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

Episode one. I shipped it by the end. I have a post about it. It was hard and fast and I thought I would be okay and I'm still not.

2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2?

YES!! And there isn't more and it breaks my heart. I think there were three that I've read.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?

Yes in a way. It was a group shot of some fanart. I need some fanart of these two.

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

They ain't dating yet. Y'all rude. But they are separated right now and let me tell you, it is heartbreaking. So me crying, bc they are trying to get back to each other and folks throwing wrenches in the work and Bonnie does not deserve this.

5. Why is 1 so important?

(I'mma cheat here and leave iriswestallen's response bc it is accurate as hell. Also because Barry isn't a nice guy, he is an actual nice guy and I appreciate the fuck out of that. Also everyone is Team Iris/Candice and it is fantastic. One day I will write some meta about how important Iris West is to me)

Westallen is important because they are what every relationship should be. They’re best friends first and they adore each other. They’d protect each other at all cost. A tragedy brought them together but they’re both so optimistic. And one is a superhero while the other is a gorgeous journalist like cmon I need this.

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?

Serious ship. So damn serious. Look, do not expect me to watch that movie and not cry about how it fucking ended.

7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

Lord why? Can't I just say all of them? I am so broken up by this question. I wanna say Bamon, bc I've been reading fics of them all day. I'm biased about this question right now.

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

Westallen. Again iriswestallenn was right about this. (Runner-up: Bamon)

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

Hahaha. What fandom? Seriously what fandom? Where are y'all at? B/c I heard he was willing to convert and my heart fucking broke and I need someone to talk about this with.

10. Which ship lasted the longest?

Can I just copy/pasta iriswestallenn's responses. FUCK. (iriswestallenn: hahahah. I just realize none of my top 5 are actually together. 

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

See above response.

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

Westallen, only bc Bonnie would try to save someone and sacrifice herself (if she hasn't learned she don't need to, while Damon was off doing something else getting food maybe?)

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

They didn't when they were constantly hanging out. So... no? I could see Andrew's dad being an asshole about them, so maybe. I don't know. Bc they aren't together. *sobs*

14. Is 5 still together?

Hahahahahahahaha. If by together you mean after episode 1 of season 2, then yes in my head they are, bc I am typing a fic and rewriting that fuckery. Folks be living and not props and faves aren't in jail and it is great. Someone got a divorce and then started dating her lady love. Look I wrote a fic about it and posted it and it was great. My face says my otps happened!!

15. Is 1 canon?

HELL YEAH!!! They gonna be together soon and it is going to be glorious bc they kickstart the Flash future and everything is rainbows and puppies!!

16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

Everyone but Ichabbie has an advantage. But if anyone was gonna win it would be either Sooraya/Icarus or Bamon or Steve/Andrew. I'm gonna break it down even further by saying if you were depending on the good emotional states then I would say Sooraya/Icarus win. Damon and Bonnie can't fly which gives the other two an advantage. Sooraya can turn into sand and she can fuck your day up fatally so Sooraya/Icarus. Icarus, I love you but you are not much of a fighter.

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

The writers. The writers of season 2 after episode 1 just... what the hell y'all.

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?

Steve and Andrew. I will also tag story discuss with y'all these two because they are glorious as hell. I will ship them bc they are lightening. Like I love all these ships, but you don't understand these bbs are so precious and after the fight it just hurt.

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

YES. I have lost days on there tags and on folks' tumblrs and you don't know me. You don't control my life!

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

I hope your day has gotten better!

All of this I agree with!