Hey, Rain player here, the rest of my clones recombined and split off, but left me out of the loop. I've sent my own clones to spy on them, and I'm pretty sure they're planning to kill me over something I said right after I split off of them. The original? Fuck, clone relations to each other are weird. The person I peeled right on out of is ALSO a clone technically, and none of this is relevant, fuck. Uh. What do I do here my plan right now is "combine with the clone that tries to kill me"
Oh god, Rain player tech support. I don't even know who in this situation even IS the original. But I'm pretty sure Rain dupliclones all think they're the original? And that they're right? The fact that you're even making distinctions or acknowledging the concept of there being an original Rain player is cool I guess, even though you're definitely a clone, maybe.
I'm not going to ask what you said to cause this murder conspiracy. I'm assuming it was something innocuous that has since spiraled into "from hell's heart I stab at thee" insanity, as is often the case. None of how we got here matters, only that it stops mattering with the least amount of bloodshed possible. If it comes down to bloodshed, the main thing you need to make sure of is that things don't turn into a mutual kill. As long as at least one of you survives, things will turn out hunky-dory, so if worst comes to worst you can just kind of, spread your arms out and take one for the team. It's not like, dying dying, it's kind of like jumping off a cliff in a video game so you can fast-travel to the last checkpoint.
Okay fuck that sounds really sketchy. Look man, Dupliclones are all basically off their rocker and easily suggestible. Bake a bunch of cakes, wheel the cart of cakes over to them, offer it to them as a peace prize, and then start throwing the cakes. I'm like 90% sure doing that will solve everything instantly as it devolves into a gigglefit or something. Vague, nonsensical suggestions are all I can really give you, because Rain is kind of bullshit like that.
