JoongDunk Horse & Mermaid Saga – A Compilation
BONUS: an exasperated sister
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Translation:
Dunk: Back on track 🐎💨💪🏻 [pic] Joong's video: "Dunk Natachai is my brooo" Dunk: LMAO Joong: You're smiling, aren't you, sir Dunk: Smiling sweetly, krub
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Joong: 🚍🚍🚍🚍🚍🚍🚍 - How come you suddenly want to learn horse riding, young master krub? Don't ask too many questions, naaa. Hurry and open the gate already, or we'll be late. Walking… 🚶 You're late, na krub, young master. 🧔♂️ - Only a little and you're complaining. Did you know it took me 25 minutes to get from the doorstep of my house to the front of your gate? And then I got stuck in traffic, too. All of this because you refused to come to my house. I told you to spend the night at my place, young master, but you didn’t believe me. - Who'd want to fight over your sofa? Besides, sleeping on a sofa like that would kill my back. To be honest, I didn't think someone like young master would come back here again, na krub. - Don't get it wrong, na. I didn't come back to see you, I came to see this horse. 🐎 Then I must be lucky. 🍀 - What are you talking about? ❔ Because this horse loves me more than anything. - So, will you finally agree to sell me this horse, then? How much do you want? One million, two million, 5….. (interrupts) Like I said before, if you can stay on Lilly for more than 10 minutes, I'll give you this horse without charging a single baht. This is my condition. I won't sell it! 😌 - Oh, you're really… 😤 Are you ready for training yet, young master? 😏 [pic] Dunk: A true writer Joong: I'm everything for you already, na krub
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Translation:
Dunk: Back on track 🐎💨💪🏻 [pic] [pic] [pic] Joong: If you're so brave, then come catch me at the sea [gif] Dunk: [fanart] Joong: Oh, I get it Likes mermaids ❌ Likes being a prince ✅ Dunk: I'm a prince who likes mermaids ✅✅✅ Joong: Be whatever you wanna be. I'll support you Dunk: Can I be the prince who is in your* heart, then? Joong: You** can choose any chamber***, krub Dunk: All of them, krub Joong: How many nights, krub? Dunk: Until you* want to walk away 😮💨 Joong: Then I recommend 3 days and 2 nights, including breakfast, krub
*Dunk uses the pronoun "ter" here **Joong uses the word "customer" as a pronoun here *** ห้อง could also be translated as "room", but I chose "chamber" to reference the "chambers in your heart"
About a week later:
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Translation:
Joong: Part 2: "Hey... how can you sleep on a narrow sofa like this?" 😅 "To be honest, I can sleep anywhere. Just one pillow and I'll be fine." 😏 "And so... you're making me sleep right here for real?" "If I don't sleep on a duck feather bed or at least a goose feather bed... I'll definitely have nightmares tonight." 😮💨 "If the storm hadn't destroyed the wooden bridge... Young master, you would probably be sleeping on your duck feather bed right now and have your butler telling you bedtime stories krub." "...Hey, how do you know this?" "Hmm? Know what na krub?" "N... Nothing. Nevermind." (acts suspiciously) 🙂↕️ "Then I won't bother you any longer. I'm going to sleep in the other room na krub, if you don't–" (blows out candle, is about to leave the room) "Hey!!" 😖 "Krub?" "Well, umm..." 😟 "Oh... young master, are you afraid of ghosts krub?" (smirks) hahahaha 👻 "That's crazy! Someone like me isn't afraid of anything. Don't be funny!" 😒 "Then I'll leave na." (is about to close the door) 🌧️⚡️ "Waaaaait!" 😖 "Krubb?" "...before you go, can you light two more candles for me?" 🥺 "So you really are afraid of ghosts. Young master, you're... cute, just like a child na krub." 😏 "Cute? What are you on about? Stop talking so much and light the candles already!" 😠 😳 "Heeey! Light the candles first! Where are you going! 😩😫😭" (rushes after him...) Joong: 10k retweets and I'm posting more krub 🙏🏻
BONUS: shy Joong
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Translation:
Fan: I really like Joong a lot. He's good at acting, he has a beautiful voice, he's good at dancing, takes pretty photos. And he also writes fics for us to read. Like, where are you gonna find another artist who who writes fics for us to read hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Joong: [gif]
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[Joong's "Pt. 2" tweet is at 10k+ retweets] Dunk: You can really drop the next part krub
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Translation:
Part 3: Horse stable 🏡🐎 Young Master: Heyyy, youuu, where are you goingggg... 😳 Young Man (Takes off his shirt. He's left wearing only jeans. His muscles are firm, glistening under the light of the lamp): — Ohh, I just remembered that there is a leak in the horse stable na krub. (climbs the ladder) If I don't fix it as soon as possible, it's not gonna end well... Young Master (mumbling to himself): Ahh... Is there anything I can help you with na? (Thinking to himself: He's been hiding this view. With firm muscles like this, he regularly works out for sure) Young Man: You better go to sleep, young master krub. It's all dirty and sticky here. And besides... There's likely nothing you could help me with anyway, young master krub 😏 Young Master (raises his voice a little): Don't insult me, you musclehead! You think you're the only one with skills or something? Come onnnn, I'm gonna help you! (climbs on a wooden beam) Young Man: Young master, watch out, you'll sli— Thuddddd! (Slips and falls flat) Young Man: Watch out, you'll slip na krubbb 😅 Young Master: Owww! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! ...Heyyy! (glances over and sees a pile of horse poop) Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! 😭 Young Man (laughs, mixed with pity): Young Master, you better take another shower na krubbb 😅 [The rain stops.] (The water from the leak no longer comes pouring into the stable.) Young Man (looks up at the sky): The sky probably wants me to help you more than it wants me to help the horses na krub, young master... ⛈️ Young Master (pouts cutely): Heyyy, stop babbling and help me firstttt! 😖😿 Young Master (smirks): Oh, young master, but didn't you say you'd be the one helping me krub? 😄 Young Master (makes a sulky and pitiful face) Young Man: Ok, ok, ok. I'm just messing with you krub. I'm just messing with you krub. 🤗 (pulls young master up) Young Master (accidentally blurts out): Your body looks strong na... Young Man (turns abruptly): Pardon na krub? Young Master (rushes to cover up): N... Nothingggggg. There's nothing! I said... the horse stable... looks sturdy! Much better than your house even. Young Man (embarrassed but earnest smile): Well, it's important to me krub.
BONUS: Joong shared a link to Pt.3 in his broadcast channel on instagram too
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Translation:
Dunk: falling for you like [pic][pic] Joong: The Little Mermaid Dunk: I'm gonna catch you 🧜♀️ Joong: I really want to go to the beach too
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EDIT:
for the 2026 update see this reblog here
