#dummyrambles

fake old man fuckers will never feel the guttural lust that seeing a tired twice divorced silver fox wearing bootcut jeans at walmart gives u

being a virgin is so stupid i have the freakiest fantasies ever yet haven’t even held a man’s hand before. I think I missed a few steps dude

i wish bigoted misogynistic homocidal men didn’t take over the term incel how else am i supposed to talk about how much of a lame virgin i am and that when a man hugged me for the first time in five months my heart wouldn’t stop thumping in my chest

Man who likes being perceived as younger shocked when he figures out he has an ageplay kink. True story

uncut cock & saggy balls are a blessing sent from the heavens

I could be in a situationship with a teacher rn

i wanna put stuff up my butt

can I see them balls from the back sir