#dumdumbdumb

YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOU FOUND ME!!! 

like. UGH. JUST SOMEONE PUNCH ME IN THE FACE PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE AGONY AND EMBARRASSMENT OF HAVING A CRUSH. like. so i was sitting at the desk, and he went off to do textbook things, and he left his jacket. and no one was around. and the jacket was just there, being purple and soft looking. so i looked around to make sure no one was watching, and i touched it. and goddamn was that shit soft. i was so angry at how soft it was i wanted to scream. and then i was like, "..............i wonder what it smells like." and I SMELLED THE GODDAMN JACKET. and it smelled REALLY GOOD AND I WAS LIKE GODDAMN. and then i kept finding excuses to go over there and lean over by it so i could smell it and i ACTUALLY PICKED UP A BOOK AND HIT MYSELF ON THE HEAD WITH IT BECASUE HOW CREEPY CAN YOU FUCKIN BE

and then later, as i was leaving he was like, "see you tomorrow!" all smiley sounding and i was like, "actually i don't work tomorrow." and he was like "aww..." and so then i was like, "but i'll see you thursday!" and then i left and as soon as i was out of eyesight i did this liTTLE HOP SKIP THINGIE AND THEN I WAS LIKE where the fuck did that come from? and i think i hit my head against a wall purposefully and I TELL YOU MAN i'm gonna have a concussion before this is over

also i was reading nick and norah's infinite playlist (way better than the movie, btw, they left so much good stuff out) and i kEPT THINKING LIKE OH I AM NORAH AND HE IS NICK because nick is in a band and hot and norah is appreciative of music and also hot and they make out and everythign is great the end but then i was NO THAT'S DUMB STOP BEING DUMB YOU DUMMY

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