#dumblegun

I swear to god I laughed so much at the absence of common sense and logic in the Chamber of Secrets. If a monster was roaming the castle and the teachers (full grown and competent witches and wizards, including DUMBLEDORK HIMSELF) couldn't find it, I would be quacking in my boots and wanting to get the fuck home immediately. Special thanks to my friend Morgan, with whom I discussed this nonsense that brought us to the conclusion that Dumbledore wanted to keep his headmaster position so bad he prohibited the news to get out of the castle