#dude......

So i was alice first person (ill refer to her as she instead of me) and she was walking around the castle doing stuff she wasn't supposed to, swamp king sees her and she gets all embarrassed. But then! Her mother shows up and shes all "omg stop being so nasty shes just a little girl 🙄🙄" anyways then alice runs off with her mother up some stairs to help do something for dinner, but then alice gets distracted and runs off to do something else. Next thing she knows is that her mother is gone !!! And thats all i remember from that half of the dream

THEN there's a second half which is set in the present day sort of? But sort of not its weird. Its a bizzare timeline thing. BUT there's an Instagram post made by the real swamp king?? An the caption was basically all "ill finally be able to expand my ownership of lands across england now that my wife is dead lol." And there were a few photos of his wife. And so alice (or me?? The lines get a bit blurred here, but fir the mlst part its me irl from now on) but I see this post and im all "oh my god wait canon swamp king wife reveal holy SHIT" and THEN I go walking in town and I see these new signs being put up next to this castle and it says "Helen" and im all "oh my god swamp kings wife canon name is helen????" And so I go on this guided tour of the castle which has been renovated to show the death of the Queen and it was basically like. She was forced to marry him but didnt want to so she did something to the fireplace and almost got things burned down???? But it didn't work so she had two (unnamed in the dream) children but died giving birth to the second) and I woke up after seeing an artistic interpretation of what the kids looked like.

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