#dubassjoke

GIVEAWAY because it turns out I am a complete dumbass.

See that picture? It’s a nice Samsung S5 rigid case by @claudiyah, who gave all the artist’s money she received on that art to one of the charities (I believe it’s bloodgive, but maybe it’s Ellen Dora Trust. I don’t Remember correctly)

Anyway.

I own a Samsung S4

You see the problem? Yeah.

I was all excited to get it before Xmas, too… Ah well. So we’ll do this instead: I’ve already ordered another one (S4, this time rhdhdhscaf) for me since that one has already left the shop. I’m going to give the S5 away. If you live outside North America you are eligible too (can’t be that expensive to ship, can it?).

RULES

1- you need to be willing to give me your home address (obviously, because I don’t have an owl :p)

2- I’m super nice and stuff. So you don’t even need to be following me. If you do choose to follow me though it would be really really really appreciated. ❤

3- Bring awareness to this party, so others can have a chance to win, by reblogging it. I don’t care how many reblog you do that’s not going to be how you win, that’s just going to be you being nice to your Samsung-S5-owner-followers. Because I might be nice but I’m also lazy as fuck and there’s no way I’m battling the mobile app to look through the notes

4- email me a joke. It can be a pun, a world play, a knock knock joke (I’m French so you can also send French ones). Because Just Hold On pretty much means that life goes on and you need to continue on living, and the best way I can think to do that is by laughing. It can also be a funny cartoon. (please include the explanation/answer below a good space of there’s one needed. as shown by the sheer need for this post I am a dumbass and I might need help to understand it) the email is froggybangbang at gmail dot com and make sure the subject is ‘dumbass joke’ please and thank-you

5- I’m going to randomly choose the winner with a number generator (#1 being the first person that sends a joke), so don’t worry if your sense of humour differs from mine, you’ll be fine.

6- RedBubble tells me I’m too receive it by the 21st, so I’m giving yall till the 23rd, which is when I leave for my grandmother’s and might not be online much afterwards, to send me emails and I’ll select one on the 27/28 when I come back NEW DATE DEC 31ST

7- I’ll make a post that will tag the winner with the hashtag dumbassjoke (and might share the jokes I received in another one? Yes, I think I’ll do that.) so please included your url so I can tag you so you can email me your address. If the winner hasn’t emailed me back by new-year’s eve BY JAN 3RD, 7pm EST I’m choosing someone else. So check your notification and/or the dumbassjoke hashtag after the 27th.