The DTMF era. ✨

I'm learning Spanish with Duolingo, some help from a friend, and music. And broooo it's been over two years of learning and I'm still making such bad mistakes.

FIRST: If you want to say "I'm scared", you'd say "Tengo miedo"(I have fear). But I'd only heard people say that phrase, never seen it written. So, while I was talking to my friend, I said "Tengo mierdo". He just accepted it as correct and moved on... He didn't notice I said "I have shit" and just thought it was pronounced like that for so long.

SECOND: My friend is Puerto Rican, so of course he hooked me up with some Bad Bunny. And I've actually learned some words from his songs. One of the things I learned was that "PR"(pronounced Pe erre) means Puerto Rico. So in another song, I was confidently singing "Perreo baby"... Heck yeah, Puerto Rican pride. Guess what Perreo means?

Twerk.

But to be fair, my friend didn't know that either.

THIRD:

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WTF DOES "YA" MEAN??? I'M SO TIRED OF PRETENDING LIKE I UNDERSTAND. I SWEAR YOU GUYS ARE JUST PUTTING IT IN THERE FOR FUN.