#dtask

{ 001 } -- How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like?

I think I was...like, fourteen. Yeah, fourteen, because I was in ninth grade. I went to my friend's party, and I think I was the youngest one there, so of course I was trying to impress all of the 18 year olds and shit. But basically, I passed out and threw up on the host's sink and had to be dragged outside by my friend. I was forever known as that ninth grader that passed out at Hummel's party. Not great, but at least I got to party.

{ 002 } What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not?

They're fine, I guess. I mean, I know Mickey is literally stoned 100% of the time, so it's not like it bothers me. Uh, I don't think you should do heroin, because that shit fucks you up. Don't do it.

{ 003 } Is it okay for you to cry? When was the last time you cried?

I hate crying, like, for real. I don't really cry that often, I usually just break shit when I'm upset, which is probably bad, but y'know. Haters gonna hate. The last time I cried was...hell, years ago.

{ 004 } Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Who with, what was it like, and how did it go?

If anyone answers "no" to this question, they are a fucking liar. Everyone has had at least one same sex experience. Mine was with this girl, Brooklyn Vanni. She was pretty, we were bored, and it happened. It was just a bit of kissing, y'know, it was cool. Not my thing, but I didn't hate it.

{ 005 } How private of a person are you? Why?

IN YOUR OPINION, WHAT IS YOUR BEST FEATURE?

My mind, undoubtedly. That's the one thing that sets me apart from my family, obviously. My siblings are more visceral, but they lack the intellectual capacity that I have. They're useful immediately, but I'm useful in the long-term, as my uncle says, despite the fact that I know Tomo disagrees. It doesn't matter.

DID YOU EVER MEET ANY OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS? WHO WERE THEY? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THEM?

I have met my grandfather, Felix. I like him almost as much as I do my father, which is not at all, but at least he has achieved enough in his life to be considered... worthy. I suppose he would say the same of me. Regardless, my opinion on him doesn't matter.

DO YOU HAVE A JOB? WHAT IS IT? DO YOU LIKE IT?

I'm the head of my uncle's company's technology department. Although our R&D and Tech is generally groundbreaking, half of my staff is only the best a race of halfwits could achieve. My uncle claims I shouldn't base my judgements on anomalies, though.

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE?

Interacting with the general population. Also being interrupted when I'm concentrating. Having to interact with human beings. Dogs.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT BEFORE? OVER WHAT, WITH WHO, AND WHO WON?