#dt!shadow

Erm. what the goob. nope, i see it too. [-DT!Shadow]

Are they. stealing my. way of typing. [-SPD!Shadow]

...kinda??? It definitely doesn't talk much, which is kinda similar to what you do. [OG!Shadow]

Wheres natdow when you need her man. [DT!Shadow]

HI I HEARD MY NAME !!!! [-NG!Shadow]

. freak. [-SPD!Shadow]

you literally cannot speak girlie. [-NG!Shadow]

ANYWAYS Natdow who the fuck is this new person??? [-DT!Shadow]

Oh!!! Thats E!Shadow! It's kinda been a silent part of the Bastard Gang for awhile now. I guess it decided to pull up. [-NG!Shadow]

why haven't they said anything??? [-OG!Shadow]

They don't really like speaking. honestly, im surprised they added an intro at all. good for her! [-NG!Shadow]

Will not speak much. [-E!Shadow]

Hi!!!!! [-NG!Shadow]

oh hello [-OG!Shadow]

hey man! [-DT!Shadow]

I dont like you. [-SPD!Shadow]

Oh, my apologies, I will get on that. Would you also like me to advertise to any other Shadows I come across? [-TO!Shadow]

Oh that'd be hype as hell! [-OG!Shadow]

Who. The fuck.? [-SPD!Shadow]

YOOOOOO SPD!!!! [-DT!Shadow]

I am Tavern Owner!Shadow, I was made aware of your group by Prime. [-TO!Shadow]

YOOOOOOO [-DT!Shadow]

Oh!!! Yippee!!! [-K!Shadow]

....well this seems like awkward time to say hello.

Who tf?? [-DT!Shadow]

Shadow Prime mentioned your little group, and I decided to pop in.

Oh! Tavern Owner!Shadow! Hey man! Don't forget to add your little thingy at the end of your messages. [-OG!Shadow]

Oh, my apologies. [-TO!Shadow]

....tavern owner????? [-DT!Shadow]

Yes, I reside in a tavern that goes from place to place. [-TO!Shadow]

Niceee [-DT!Shadow]

Mc-fucking-scuse me? They're just- gone??? [-DT!Shadow]

...yes. [-OG!Shadow]

.....so, I won't be able to talk to NG anymore...? [-K!Shadow]

I'll have you know i was only there for entertainment, i had no part in it. [-V!Shadow]

Girly we PUT you there, WHY would we bring you back??? [-OG!Shadow]

FUCK YOU THIS ISN'T EVEN THERAPY ITS WORSE BRING ME BACK [-DT!Shadow]

No <3 [-OG!Shadow]

Sorry man, gotta stay there until you get all sane again. And hey, theres literally no possible multiversal threats in that universe, nothing could go wrong, you'll be fine. [-SG!Shadow]

If you cooperate with them, then it will help greatly in your recovery, and you may leave quicker. [-Q!Shadow]

...fine. [-DT!Shadow]

Whats going on? [-K!Shadow]

DT did some. Very bad things, because they weren't really okay mentally. So, we sent them to stay with some friends for awhile to properly recover. [-NG!Shadow]

Yes. I will. Be watching over. Them. Until they are. Okay. [-SPD!Shadow]

Hi baby...uh. babyit? Babythey? Whats the agender version of babygirl [-NG!Shadow]

I. Do not mind. Babygirl. Do not. Worry. [-SPD!Shadow]

Oh okay. Hi babygirl!!! I just watched to grotesquely reach down your throat and bring out your phone, so that wasn't horrifying at all. Why do you keep it there? [-NG!Shadow]

Because. [-SPD!Shadow.]

Jesus fucking christ. [-SG!Shadow]

....okay, riddle me this batman, how the fuck am I supposed to get over there? [-V!Shadow]

What. V!Shadow said. [-SPD!Shadow]

Shit, you right, hang on lemme hit up Bill and get him to yank yall over here. [DT!Shadow]

I'm already there personally :3 [-NG!Shadow]

....SG!Shadow? Should we like? Stop this? [-OG!Shadow]

Thank FUCK. I seriously thought you were going to do it for a second there. [-SG!Shadow]

V!Shadow being a bad influence was not helping ngl. im glad you popped in to bring me to my senses. [-OG!Shadow]

BOOOOO, BORING. WHERE IS YOUR ANGER. WHERE IS YOUR RAGE !!!! DONT YOU JUST WANNA GO BATSHIT?! [-V!Shadow]

SHUT UP NOBODY CARES. [-OG!Shadow]

Disappointing. But okay!! Sound off if you're taking the offer, I gotta start working on convincing Bill. [-DT!Shadow]

ME!!! [-V!Shadow]

I will. Take your offer. [-SPD!Shadow]

I don't plan on actually participating, but I will be there recording and documenting the whole thing!! [-NG!Shadow]

Q!Shadow? [-DT!Shadow]

I will be refraining from committing genocide. [-Q!Shadow]

Just another reminder, you ARE talking about Genocide here. [-SG!Shadow]

Because silly. Why? [-DT!Shadow]

Because. Honey. You're already dealing with one psychopath. Why the fuck would you ACTIVELY REACH OUT TO ANOTHER??? [-SG!Shadow]

I just wanted to make sure it wasn't MY psychopath!!! And it wasn't!!! No harm done! [-DT!Shadow]

I mean, thank GODDESSES, because I don't want to deal with your bastard triangle outside of preventing his presence during our hangouts, but just!!! Why!!! Was this necessary!!!! [-SG!Shadow]

. I don't actually know. I just thought it'd be silly. Not that big a deal. Plus, it's not like "my bastard triangle" is a threat. He's actively said he'd let me join the gang once weirdmagedon starts. Actually, I could probably get yall involved in this too! [-DT!Shadow]

Oooo!!!! Mass genocide!!!! My favorite flavor of murder!!! I am SO in. By the way, tell the bastard triangle I like his style. [-V!Shadow]

Might. Be fun. [-SPD!Shadow]

....I. would rather stay uninvolved. Thank you for offering, though. [-Q!Shadow]

.....I'll think about it. [-OG!Shadow]

I would rather stay out of this, but I will be recording this entire thing!!! As I have been!! [-NG!Shadow]

Are??? You all crazy??? We're talking about GENOCIDE here! They're planning on destroying that entire UNIVERSE! Am I SERIOUSLY the only one against this? [-SG!Shadow]

I do believe I stated I would rather stay out of DT!Shadow's plans. That is my way of saying, as one of you would put it, "Fuck no." [-Q!Shadow]

Is being a passive observer not being against it? [-NG!Shadow]

...okay to be fair, I can hardly ever tell what Q!Shadow is saying. She talks too proper. Also yes? But like you aren't actively trying to STOP her, so no? I don't know. [-SG!Shadow]

Look. Not everyone has the luxury of being stable like you do. You may have been able to fully recover and live a normal-ish life, but the rest of us? We don't have that. Hell, I've considered murder sprees more times than I can count, just to get this bottled up frustration and anger out. The only thing stopping me has been the consequences of my actions. With DT!Shadow, she has a point. Her actions don't matter over there because it's not her universe. Meaning mine wouldn't matter either. I'm not saying I'm in, I'm not saying I'm out. Like I said. I'll think about it. [-OG!Shadow]