#dsmp selfship

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💜- How do you feel about your f/os canon? Do you like their story or would you change some things? If so, what and why?

i feel pretty good about his canon honestly?? the only thing i feel pretty meh on is him shooting/killing tubbo. but there's not really anything i can think of changing right now :(

WAIT THIS IS DOLLY THREE HOURS AFTER WRITING THE PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH. I LIED I JUST REMEMBERED. i hate hate HATE the canon nuke/everyone dies/everyone forgets ending of the dsmp. i know most people have retconned it. but i personally want to change it so fucking bad. i don’t know how i will but it will be changed. bloodlace will be living happily ever after TRUST!!!

🩷- Do you think your relationship would change canon at all? (ex. If they have a moment of struggle, how would having you there change things?)

rubs hands evily....yessss (mostly me yapping about maggie post butcher army/her complicated feelings about cquackity)

— you guys already know this, but maggie is responible for quackity's death instead of techno, but he still gave him the scar on his eye! maggie just demanded techno to hand the pickaxe, and techno can never say no to her, so she dealt the final blow, is all :)

— techno, maggie and phil are like THIS 🤞 the second they’re all in the arctic together. techno and phil have the friendship emerald, and maggie has her ring (from techno) AND a hairclip (from phil). both are enchanted to a compass that will lead to wherever the ring/clip is, meaning that they have maggie (and themselves) chipped like a fucking dog /silly

— maggie was soooo mad when techno teamed up with quackity during the red banquet. techno tries—really he does try, to convince her that right now this is for a good cause, and he doesn’t LOVE the fact that he has to work with that fuck, but it’s either that, or let the egg take over. maggie was not really feeling it though…so they were not on speaking terms until the day OF the red banquet where maggie comes to help techno after all, because in the very small chance that techno died, she REALLY did not want their last conversation to be anything other than positive. when everything is said and done, those two have made up and are flirting so hard with each other it makes people GAG /hj

— they also had an argument about techno breaking dream out of prison to the point where maggie refused to involve herself in the plan at all. she does not like cdream. she knows what cdream has done. she hates that techno still considers him an ally and still thinks he owes that guy a favor…she can’t explain it, she just knows it’s a bad idea. and look at what happened RANBOO GOT FUCKING SNIPED!!! nice fucking going team 😒 /silly

maggie can braid techno’s hair, but how good it is REALLY depends on how she’s feeling/if she’s awake enough. if she’s awake and in a good mood he gets a very neat detailed one. if he woke her up just two minutes before i’m sorry the braid is going to be bad. but you know what? techno keeps it in no matter what, even if it makes him prone to a bit of teasing later on

techno’s favorite activity is annoying his wife /hj. i’m sorry it’s true!! maggie is just fun to tease

maggie spends a lot of time with the wolves post doomsday. the wolves are very tolerant of her just coming inside their little pen and laying herself on top of one. plus she sneaks them treats all the time, so of course they love her /hj techno tries to tell her to PLEASE stop babying his hounds, but it never works. maggie says that they’re just puppies, how can she not give them cuddles :(

since maggie’s canon ‘chat’ is a swarm of butterflies, i imagine that a lot of the time, pre doomsday, techno would get led to where maggie was by said butterflies. very disney prince finding his princess core i know /hj

it’s a gamble if people know they’re married or not. pre smp it was obvious they were close and whatnot, but most people are just like huh techno is REALLY good friends with maggie /silly

post butcher army, techno has taken it upon himself to teach maggie how to fight. she never learned growing up (because she really saw no reason to/she stayed away from a lot of the action on server until cwilburs death), and techno is like well as much as i WANT TO i cannot be there to protect her all the time. he was not there to protect her when quackity hurt her and that is genuinely his biggest regret and fear. he wants to prevent something like that from happening ever again. he gifts her a cool ass scythe in my head. she kicks ass with it eventually, after three months of phil and techno (lovingly) kicking her ass </3

maggie likes kissing techno’s face the most i fear! she will gesture for him to lean down, and when he does she will loudly go MWAH!! right on his cheek. techno pretends to hate it, but maggie notices he never just. leans back up so she has to stop? curious :)

my friend and i have an royal au for bloodlace and. oushfhf they are so cute to me. techno is obviously from the antartic empire, and maggie is from an empire in the south that i never named because we both were too lazy to jdkdkg. BUT the lore is they are in an arranged marriage. techno is somewhat indifferent about it, and maggie is partly against it, only because she has heard a lot of stories (some are real, some are fake, but she wouldn’t be able to tell which is which) about how terrifying and ruthless techno is, and is understandably worried she'll be stuck in a marriage with a guy she HATES

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🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first?

techno fell first. don’t let him fool you. they’ve known each other since they were twelve and i fully believe techno has been in love with her since the day they met, even if he didn’t realize it in full. maggie fell harder because she didn’t realize she was in love with techno until she was fourteen

🔥 What’s the pettiest thing they’ve ever argued about?

when they were sixteen they had a full screaming match over techno refusing to share a blanket. which, when looking back, is the silliest thing they ever did, because they had multiple blankets that maggie could get. she doesn't even know why she wanted that one in particular but they literally were SO MAD at each other for like an hour before they both warily apologized

☕ Who’s the morning person & how do they lure the night owl out of bed?

i think it depends on what arc they’re in. pre doomsday, maggie is such an early bird that she’ll get up when it’s still dark out if she can. techno will sleep in if he’s not shaken awake--or, if you’re maggie, jumped on /silly post doomsday, techno is the one to get up first, but in no way is he crazy enough to wake up BEFORE the sun rises. post doomsday maggie has pretty severe insomnia and usually doesn’t get to bed until after midnight. which makes techno hesitant to try and wake her up, unless he really wants her to get up and move a bit. if he has to wake her up he usually just settles with scooping her out of bed and letting the cold air do the work

🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together?

putting a quick content warning for mentions of canon (albeit temporary) death!!!